Some yank arsehole was giving my mate some shit in a 6 man LFG fireteam, trying to bait him but he wasn't biting, he then said "come on then, I'm waiting for your come back!"
My mate just said "if you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"
The whole fireteam just lost it, the yank went ballistic and left, brilliant
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Bullshit story is bullshit. Jimmy Carr wants his royalties from this post.
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Jimmy Carr is funny.
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haha great comeback
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After the thousandth time, it's lost its appeal. You Euro trash need better material.
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[quote]After the thousandth time, it's lost its appeal. You Euro trash need better material.[/quote] The problem with comedy is that we have to keep it simple for your f*cking dumb yank brains to understand it Otherwise it's like trying to explain particle physics to a f*cking chimp
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Well explain particle physics then, Mr Smart Eurotrash.
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[quote]Well explain particle physics then, Mr Smart Eurotrash.[/quote] Ok, well in terms you'll understand: Oooh, oooh oooh, aah aaah aaah, eat a banana
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Hahaha you don't even know it xD Typical European. All talk. No wonder the US has to bail your asses out of so many world wars B)
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Edited by DarkDemon1975: 8/17/2015 4:37:32 PM[quote]No wonder the US has to bail your asses out of so many world wars B)[/quote] You numb yankee's have been regurgitating that bull since forever, and yet you began with: [quote]After the thousandth time, it's lost its appeal. You Euro trash need better material.[/quote] Tell me... Who's the one who needs 'better material'? Fail!... XD
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Actually it proved my point. You know nothing about particle physics .-. Just like you don't know how to win a war .-. Just like you don't know how to live off of government assistance .-. Like I said... You're Eurotrash .-.
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Edited by DarkDemon1975: 8/17/2015 5:06:39 PM[quote]Actually it proved my point. You know nothing about particle physics .-. Just like you don't know how to win a war .-. Just like you don't know how to live off of government assistance .-. Like I said... You're Eurotrash .-.[/quote] You really are a complete spastic FYI, Principle Mechanical Engineer working on Nuclear decommissioning projects, earning a 6 figure salary (in GBP terms, not $), so government assistance? Don't think so With regards to 'winning a war' I suggest you read an ACTUAL history book rather than watching Hollywood movies, fact is in WW2 you yanks were glorified arms dealers (nothing has changed there), and would only contribute weapons and equipment in return for the UK's entire gold reserves, in ACTUAL FACT the Russian army destroyed far more of Hitlers forces than you lot ever did Your finest hour? Dropping 2 atomic bombs on a country that was already surrendering, because Truman thought it would win him VOTES
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First of all you probably don't know anything about particle physics. Secondly you yank trash came at the end of the war just to claim the glory. And lastly you copy pasted anyway. -__- go back to f*ckin' goats.
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1) I've already taken 2 particle physics classes at one of our yank colleges and I'm currently in a signals and feed back control systems class 2) I copy and paste a lot of junk in these crap forums 3) I ain't a Muslim male, so no bucking goats here matey.
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1) explain particle physics without searching it on google. 2) you said that we post the same old trash even though you just admitted you do too. 3) Look down south.
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1) I'm still waiting on you, because you have refused to this whole time. 2) I never denied. Simply pointed you guys out. 3) I think you're mistaking goat for sister.
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1) you're the one that apparently goes to school for this. You never asked me too and I never said I knew so go on right ahead. 2) you said we need better material but it seems that you do too. 3) They're both the same thing in your country. Now move along, go back to your Xbox one and play your call of duty.
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Yawn....... that was off a film/tv show from a while ago.
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[quote]Yawn....... that was off a film/tv show from a while ago.[/quote] I never claimed it to be 'original' you utter fuctard
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Silly little child.
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You just made me lose it in the middle of a Grocery Store xD
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10/10