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7/6/2015 7:34:30 AM
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Photo ID for the place I just started at. Seems like a pretty good company so far.
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Resident evil shirt niiiiice
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I know, right?
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I like it
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Thx m8.
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Can't tell if you're a woman or man.
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Umbrellas
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Legit as -blam!-.
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Edited by Smarkdow: 7/20/2015 9:46:31 PMYou wouldn't happen to work at a little town called Raccoon City...?
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Is that bad? What could possibly go wrong here?
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Oh no, it ain't bad. It's just...I heard there's been weird things going on over there. Like murders in the outskirts. Also, apparently the rats in the sewers are becoming a problem...
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Hmm. Well I saw this gag article in the paper called "The Dead Walk." What a bunch of horse shit.
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Tabloid trash, most likely. By the way, a friend told me that an acquaintance of his was complaining about a rash that's been spreading around. Apparently his friend's been acting strange since he was afflicted, and he's worried that he might have caught it (because of a high fever). I told him not to worry too much. Know anything about that?
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Wait... are you a guy or girl? Or both?
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I self-identify as a fifth-dimensional being living in an alternate 1918 where the Spanish Influenza epidemic was instead a zombie apocalypse.
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*claps slowly* please tell me more about this alternate timeline
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During the "Great Chicago Fiesta" the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln lead the zombie hoard against the survivors, who were strangely lead by a time-traveling Dick Cheney.
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I see, and where were you during these events?
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I was actually in Hamunaptra with a group of archaeologists at that time. IDK what happened, but someone read some voodoo out of a creepy old book and suddenly dead things were trying to kill us.
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Wait...how did you come to this time then?
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Since I identify as a 5th dimensional being, I am not constrained by space, time, or alternate universes and dimensions.
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I see....so you're kind of like a human terminator on steroids...
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Then by all means, please go back to where you came from.
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Why are you being so rude?
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It looks like you just saw some real messed up shit hahaha XD
