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Edited by IAmJoshman: 8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread

Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer News: 50 Facts, Norris approves News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement. ------------------------------------------------- Best Facts: Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343 Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66 Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33 Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II ------------------------------------------------- [b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b] [b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]

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  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Chuck Norris was once asked "How many push ups can you do?" to which he replied "All of them." If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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