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7/7/2015 3:39:21 AM
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Why do my balls smell like paint
Every time I go 4 days without showering, my scratch my balls and they feel slimy. And then when I sniff my fingers they smell like nasty paint. Does anybody else have this problem?
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1 ReplyWait... Why does my paint smell like balls?
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Do you have... Blue balls? *ba dum tss*
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Did you try and teabag paint?
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2 RepliesSo you sniffed your fingers after you scratched you balls?
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My balls smell like stale Fritos
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I needed this to put a smile on my face today. Thank You
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Looks like you don't needs any paint balls to go out......paint......gunning.......well, that went south real fast.
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I have testicular retraction.
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4 RepliesUmm better question why are u asking this on the Destiny companion app?
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Don't shower for a week and they will hang unevenly Don't shower for a month and they will winkle Don't shower for a year and they will go back to smelling like paint
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3 Replies[quote]4 days without showering[/quote]Well there's your first problem
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Did you paint them?
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1 ReplyYour boyfriend probably uses odd smelling lipstick.
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Uhhh.... Maybe, shower? Just a thought.
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Because your balls are paint.
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2 RepliesWhy do you go 4 days without showering?
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Maybe take a shower more frequently
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The problem is that you're going 4 -blam!-ing days without showering
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Edited by FireRills: 7/7/2015 7:22:31 AMare you into taint painting?
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Have you tried Xbox.com?
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Well maybe take a shower after you use your balls as a paintbrush
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1 ReplyThis post should be burned.
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stop dipping them in purple paint for some raisin action
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Try not painting and scratching your balls at the same time
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Well too probably masters bate too much soo
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1 Reply4 days without a shower are you serious
