Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Three dudes are kidnapped by cannibal Shia LaBeouf in the woods. He says they can go free on one condition. They have to find some fruit and shove it in their asses. The 1st guy, he's feeling okay, he got some grapes. The 2nd guy found some apples, which'll be uncomfortable but it won't kill him. The 3rd guy is in tears. Shia LaBeouf asks him what's wrong. He says all he could find was a watermelon.