^Original Post; credit to [url=http://www.reddit.com/user/MonsterHunterNecris]/u/MonsterHunterNecris[/url]^ [quote]Spelunker - Abused a Loot Cave. Inequivalent Exchange - Had Engrams decrypted to an item of lesser rarity 100 times. A Worn Path - Spent over 100 Hours Chest/Material Farming. It was a Wednesday - Over 100 Deaths to Suros Regime. Excluded - Over 100 Hours Logged before the first checkpoint of the exclusion Zone. 9.807 m/s² - Pushed Atheon off the glass throne. Groundhog Day - Have at least 5 Exotics that have been Re-Leveled through Re-Xurbishing. A series of tubes - Brought Crota to his Knees through a precise and liberal amount of Latency Speed Demon - Opened 5 Ether Chests with a single Ether Key. Melting Point - Kill Skolas in under 45 seconds. Edit: added some other great ones people suggested/inspired :) Trying to add ones dealing with things we can no longer do, or just super memorable stuff from back in the day. All for nothing - Have traded in materials for faction rep. (White_Knight_01) Gjallarwhat? - Didn't buy Gjallarhorn from Xur, because who is going to waste a exotic on a heavy slot... (Colt_XLV) Zookeeper - Encounter 10 different animals via error codes. (zhumar) Traveler's Folly - 5000/5000 deaths in social spaces. (DoYouDestinyBrah) Orthodontist - Dismantle over 10 Chatterwhite shaders. (Breakdown2k6) Heavy lifting - 100 hours doing heavy glitch on Crota HM (heavy ammo drought of winter 2014) (alfrlux) Rockets McDickface - Shot Rockets at Valus Ta'aurc for 15 minutes (while hiding under a ramp) (brooks212) Needle in a Haystack - Had an Ascendant Energy to Shard ratio of 10 to 1. (Oilysquash) Forever 29 - Spent more that 80% of pre-TDB playtime below level 30. (Oilysquash) The Long Road - Earned 100/100 Crucible Marks in a week at 2-3 per game. (nevesolah) Offshore Account - Stored 40,000 worth of glimmer consumibles in your Vault to spend on Iron Banner Items. (nevesolah) Big Yellow Taxi - Dismantled Thorn because it was awful. (WittyAcronym) Flaming Fury - Acquired the Vex Mythoclast prior to the great nerf, a time when it demolished in the Crucible (HochiLC) Time to collect- dismantled at least 10 peices of queen's armor into ascendent shards. (TROLL3R_COASTER) Hunters hold the relic - hold the relic while your warlock teammates spam the Templar with solar grenades (Jessewoo15) True Blueberry - beat the VoG with a blue primary weapon (Jessewoo15) Sparrow Dealership - have 9 time breakers in the inventory of a single character (Jessewoo15) Jack-in-the-Box: 100/100 Hours of not using at least 1 of your Jack'o Lantern consumables. (Death-from-ab0ve) Kids these Days, with their High Tech Toys... - Kicked the OG tower ball 50/50 times. Keymaster - Acquired 10+ Treasure Keys before House of Wolves even launched. (Kodiak XXI) Didn't get banned - Acquired a dead ghost from a dlc area before the dark below came out. (TROLL3R_COASTER) Tower Defense - Beat the Templar from a floating platform. (Jase_the_Muss) Unobtainium - tried to open the materials chest on the moon (you know, the one in the small room under the end of the giant accelerator) at least 10 times. (pRtkL_xLr8r) No Time To Explain - Tried every single combination of buttons on the controller during a cut-scene in order to try and skip it (pRtkL_xLr8r) Platforming: Killed the Archon Priest while hiding under platform in the corner on nightfall difficulty. (kyle6477) Pride Rock - Completed the entirety of the Cinders fight during the Archon Priest strike from the Sniper Rock. Look What I Have: Get killed with The Fate of All Fools by /u/bkbunny87 or her husband. (kyle6477) Praise the Sun! - First Warlock exotic you ever had were Sunbreakers purchased from xur during the first week......or second.....or fourth..... Outta Here: Kill one of three Fallen Walkers for bounty then leave the Sepiks Prime strike. (Joey141414) Man Cannon - improvised with the lamps in the abyss to experience a classic piece of nostalgia. (Optimuswalken) Alarm Clock - You've Woken the Hive over 100 times (UglyHotness) Playing the Odds - Created 3 of one character type to get triple the drops from VOG so you could stop being a forever 29. (pwrslide2) True Love - Sneak out of the hospital monday night after your wife and newborn child have fallen asleep to get home and cheese atheon for a Vex one more time before Tuesdays patch. (REDACTED) Guilty: dismantled found verdict when shotguns sucked. (Glahssholes) I'll be back.... - Return to your raid group after going to the tower to switch gear for another VoG run....only to realize you forgot your Icebreaker... Forgotten Power - Experienced the joy of 8 Gjallarhorn rounds in Reserve. (Bad_Gramer) I think we've gone far enough - 100 wipes on the cliff just before Sekrion while farming engrams. Brought a Sword to a Tank fight - Eviscerate a Fallen Walker Tank in the Divide using a Blade's sword. Broad Shoulders - Separating your VoG team during the Atheon fight into "Carriers who give a damn enough to learn relic" and "Lazy Scrubs who dont/low levels" to control who gets sent through the time stream. (Sorry guardiandown23, the ragestalgia just came sweeping back over me lol) Power Drain - lost 100 rounds of heavy ammo on respawn. (theBuddha7) Vexing Superstition: Get booted from a VoG raid because you opened the Spirit Bloom chest. (Coppertop42) Shady Business - Purchased strange coins from Xur (and kept making new characters so that you could buy as many as you wanted) (NNJAfoot) Living off the Land - Reach the weekly cap on both crucible and vanguard marks entirely through trading in materials. (Hades440) The Face of Darkness - Have your light unceremoniously snuffed out by Randal the Vandal. Frequent Flyer - Accrue over 100 Hours flying to and from the tower to swap gear, pick up 5 bounties at a time, or clear out your inventory of blue engrams. (Nickibee) I'll Just Wait Here - Couldn't respawn for more than 20 seconds during the iron banner. (XDageon11) I'm on the List....trust me - Rode through the reset to sneak into the Iron Banner early and purchase items with your previous Rep. Once you go Black... - trade in over 50 commendations to level Dead Orbit for a(nother) Revenant Shader. Orange Light in the Dark - Get an Exotic Weapon 6 minutes after starting a Fresh Raid. (arkan155) Justified - Held on to that Devil You Know or Shadow Price, amidst the calls of your clanmates to "dismantle all ur 300's". We don't need another Love Death Song - Carried over the Crota Checkpoint to run Crota->Lamps->Bridge and skip the reward-less Deathsinger fight. Queens Wrath Regret - Obtain a 300 ATK Queens Wrath weapon, adore it for months, then dismantle it after TDB release, then kick yourself after Etheric Light is announced. (amaclennan)[/quote] Posting this for the non-Reddit users of the Bungie Forums, and will update it when possible. What kind of Triumphs can you guys think of? Mine is this: [b]All that Glitters is not Gold - Dismantled Bad Juju and Thorn before they received their Exotic buffs[/b].