Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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Personally I find mad and/or megalomainiac-like ones to be more "agreeable" than "creepy", but here are some good things... [b]Skull Of Dire Ahamkara:[/b] Reality is the finest flesh, oh bearer mine. And are you not... hungry? [b]Claws Of Ahamkara:[/b] Look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn... #MadGodlikeWarlockMasterace