Fire everyone

1. Buff auto rifles 2. Make Gjallarhorn not drop anymore (if you have one you're safe) -Give a Gjallarhorn to everyone who can use No Land Beyond correctly :) 3. Fire Luke Smith 4. Let everyone who completed the Moments of Triumph get Taken King for half the price ($20) 5. Nerf Thorn + TLW 6. Nerf Shotgun Range :-D -Remove Shot Package 7. To compensate for Final Round being removed from Sniper Rifles, you can roll a sniper with Luck in the Chamber. 8. Make Oryx not look like a black version of a Kellslayer 9. Go to Jupiter, and Saturn in TTK (It was terraformed by the Traveler, so no comments about "JUPITER IS A GAS PLANET!1!!1") 10. Be able to play as a Minion of the Darkness in TTK, (The races would be 1. Fallen/Taken Vandal 2. Hive/Taken Acolyte 3. Vex/ Taken Hobgoblin) 11. Make Vex Mythoclast the best gun in the game (as it was in Vanilla) 12. Private Matches, Map Creating (Custom Games in Halo, Forge in Halo Reach) 13. Remove Light Level, making the max level 99 (Base level) 14. Fire 8/10 of Bungie employees, and bring in people who aren't stupid 15. Add burns to Skolas again (Wolfpack rounds won't affect Skolas, f[i]u[/i]ck anyone who spams Gjallarhorn on Skolas. 16. Patch Heavy ammo glitch 17. Nerf Firebolt grenade damage 18. Decrease Viking Funeral's time by 3 seconds 19. Make Self Ressing Warlocks take more damage 20. Thorn burn decreased by 2 seconds 21. Kill Activision. 22. Make No Land Beyond have any burn (similar to Murmur) 23. Make Vex Mythoclast have any burn (it can drop as arc, solar, or void) 24. Make Golden Gun have an Overshield 25. Make Starless Night (Helm of Saint-14 perk) last for 3 seconds) 26. Warlocks won't be favored by Bungie (Me) anymore 27. Destiny content will be cheaper for 9 years if you had Destiny Alpha - House of Wolves. 28. ^ this won't happen, accept the shotgun, and warlock stuff :) 29. Have fun with my b8 30. MAKE QUICKSCOPING EASIER

Go back to Microsoft and beg for forgiveness.

I would rename the company.............and that is all I would do. Then I'd resign from embarrassment. [b][i]BUNGLE!!![/i][/b] is the new name BTW

Remove Activision's involvement

Throw money at Luke Smith. Then fire him. Go find Joseph Staten or whatever his name is and hire him back at his old salary plus Luke Smiths. Or, keep Smith on, but his whole job now is to sit around and wait for payday. On payday, he has to walk to Staten's office and throw money at him.

Give all players who are at least level 30 a ghorn Give everybody over lvl 29 a Fatebringer Unlock everything that is locked Cycle inventory based on players origin Per TDB players see all weapons sold TDB players see TDB weapons and HoW HoW players see HoW weapons Rebalance weapons Buff Autos Reduce range on all hand cannons significantly Reduce DoT on thorn to make it a 3 shot kill (PvP only) Made counterbalance an second option to focus fire in Suros Upped range on Universal remote Reduce reload time on Dregs Promise and up range Slight range nerf on Pulse Rifles Greatly reduced effectively of Shot Package and Rangefinder Reduced range on high impact low RoF shotguns [u]exclusively[/u] . TLW range reduced and ADS glitch fixed Doubled size of solar flare left by Dragons Breath, solar flare also stuns enemies momentarily Last three places of 6v6 and Rumble playlists have [b][u]no[/u][/b] chances of exotics or legendaries dropping Last place of 3v3 playlists have [u]no[/u] chances of exotics or legendaries (Not in Trials of Osiris) Removed lens flare on NLB

Actually I would create a mission where the Cryptarch is being held hostage and you have to choose between killing him and getting an exotic or saving his life. Then I would make it public what people chose after the fact.

Go into every body's inventory and dismantle thorn and remove the bounty

Have the Destiny PvP balance team commit sudoku, then have all weapons be turned into reskinned No Land Beyonds.

I'd just fire everyone and hire a better team. Probably leave Luke & Deej in gimp suits and cages at the front door of the building. You can buy nuts from a quarter machine and feed them through the bars.

G-horn for you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you. G-horn for every one

The one and only productive thing that I could do, which would be fire Deej and hire someone as a community manager who actually is fun, energetic, and has some passion for the game.

Hire myself for longer

My changes would all be Crucible Related. Increase damage drop off beyond effective range of all weapons. Players will now have to rethink their engagements in firefights, as weapons will now do significantly less damage outside of a weapons effective range. (Starting somewhere around 35% less damage outside of range and lower the further your target is. This makes the Range stat actually mean something. Lol) Lower DoT on Thorn so that it requires 3 Head Shots and 4 Body Shots to kill. Lower it's Rate of Fire slightly. Slightly less acurate. Lower range. Fix 111 Crits on Last Word when ADS. Lower fire rate. Reduce range significantly. Remove Shot Package/Rangefinder on Shotguns. Replace them with a new perk "Slingshot: Kills with this weapon slightly increase the next shots range." Replace Final Round on Snipers with Luck In The Chamber or Crowd Control. Replace Grenades and Horseshoes on Rockets with a random perk. Buff Auto Rifles by like 5% damage. Add spawn rotation to Trials of Osiris (Every two rounds, spawn swaps) Add all cycling Crucible modes to a permanent list (Salvage, Inferno Games, Elimination, Etc.) Implement the Connection Based Matchmaking to all modes, rather than Skill Based Matchmaking. Add a separate "Ranked" playlist where Skill Based Matchmaking is used.