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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by IlluminatiHunter:
7/11/2015 12:19:42 PM
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Swords for sale. For those who want a new sword but couldn't buy one from me, supply and demand my friends. Swords are numbered for convenience.
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"Tell me about #8 and #14
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#8: The Dual; a twin blade for double the piercing and lethality. Although it's hard to handle, this sword becomes a force to be reckoned with. If you're that kind of guy, you can add chains on the grip to make it throwable. #14: Python's skull; A blade forged with the bones and poison of a python, allowing to destroy the enemy from inside. The poison works to disable the nerve system, the respiratory system and the digestive system. Left untreated, the enemy can die within a day. Unfortunately, the poison is easy to treat, so it's hard to kill with only a single slash.
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"I'll take Python's skull."
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Alright, that will be $3 247 125 000. Discount coupons are accepted.
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"Also, how much will you give me for my present blade, its a trick weapon, from Yharnam before the bombs fell."
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I'll need to see it before I can put a price to it.
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[b]Lupa pulls out her blade and presses a button on the cross guard, it then splits in half into a duelweald form, she the presses the button again and the blades snap back together[/b]
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Nice. I believe that sword would be worth about... Maybe 35-50mil.
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"Will that pay for the new sword?"
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It'll reduce the price by about 30%. I suggest putting a discount coupon with your purchase.
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[b]Lupa digs through her bag pulling out random things that include, two tickets to paradise, a bag of black cocaine, a live chicken, a rune of dragons fire, and a case of rare peeps[/b]
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I'll take the rare peeps, the rune and the cocaine.
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"Ok, here you go." [b]hands over the rune, cocaine and peeps[b]
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Thank you. Now, if we calculate the value of these items... Well, it's a 85% discount. That's a first.
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"Are there any other swords you have that work well with the Python's skull?"
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#12: Nether Beast; a sword forged from the core of Mars, this hellish sword feeds off the blood and flesh of its victims. As it feeds, the sword gains more power. Unfortunately, this sword is dangerous for pacifists. If you do not feed the sword with blood, eventually it will consume the weirder. Python's skull works well with it. Although the Nether Beast requires a kill, the Python's Skull can make the enemy bleed, allowing the sword to feed off the blood.
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"Oooooo, I like the sound of that sword."
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The sword doesn't sell well due to its deadly perks. You can have it for free... IF, you win this simple game. Interested?
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"What's the game?"
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Edited by IlluminatiHunter: 7/13/2015 1:45:03 AM*takes out 3 cups and a cotton ball* Look at the cotton ball, don't lose it. *puts cotton ball in the middle cup* *starts moving cups, increasing speed dramatically every second* *adds 2 red cotton balls in the fury* *cups reaching Mach 3 speed* *instant stop, releasing shockwave* Now, guess which cup has the original cotton ball
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"Left one."
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*picks up left cup* *reveals red cotton ball* Try again.
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"Middle."
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*picks up middle cup* *the original cotton ball is revealed* Congratulations, the sword is free.
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"Thank you, now time to pay for the other sword."
