Please answer quick, I need to make a life decision.
Edit: ;)
Edit 2: I need to stop playing this game for a bit lol
Edit 3: whenever my dick is near a blender I get nervous.
Edit 4:
This post really did rustle some jimmies.
This post was a joke lol, anybody who thought I was serious about it needs to go outside and find something to do.
Cuddle your girlfriend/wife/SO, at least they won't disappoint you like rng, hopefully.
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Gjallarhorn can't do what a girlfriend can do. It can't share your every experience. It can't listen to your every hope and dream. It can't look into your very soul. And it certainly can't use all of that to figure out the quickest and most efficient way to crush you and leave you a pathetic husk that was once a man, but is now a sobbing shell of agony and despair.