Jokes on you. Achronos is my dad. But if I'm part of achronos then who is achronos' dad?

I am the captain now

That's exactly what the last guy said.

You said you were just getting smokes!

Just as an FYI I'm cutting all communication with you once I'm out of college and in my own household.

*stabs you repeatedly for 3 minutes* WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokes on you. Recon's my dad.

[i]you sick bastard. I watched you die![/i]

B-B-But, You were sent to Valhalla before my own eyes D;

Father is that you I knew they couldn't kill you

Then... who's downstairs? o_O

Can I commit incest?

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You not my dad

How if I'm my real dad?

DAD??

Disclaimer: CaptainSteinz can not be held responsible for any of u finding out that he is in fact your real DAD. Thank You

Good thing I take after my mom you s*ck

lol u old af

It all makes sense now

Want sum fuk?