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7/12/2015 10:43:08 PM
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If Everyone Came With A Warning Sign, What Would Yours Say?
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WARNING: Useless Warning Sign Is Useless.
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Warning: Will talk a lot of trash
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Warning: Caution
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1 ReplyEdited by Starfall Shadow: 7/14/2015 6:29:19 AMWarning: Subject may be bitchier than she first appears.
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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Sploosh.
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Warning: Unstable.
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Possibly may make shitty-ass puns at the worst moments.
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KEEP HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES
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"I'm not negative I'm realistic."
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Warning Potato
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Warning: Procrastinates too much
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Warning: Prone to removing warning labels and killing stupid people in the process thereof.
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Trigger Warning
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Warning: Eats all the Funions
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Edited by Hopeinmo: 7/14/2015 3:42:30 AMFirst of all, It is too bad that the answer cannot be changed... (like say, a promotion feature/current interest reply... so lets say if thers an ever changing competition, or whatever, could bring new reply to top to sticky) Hm... Caution: Subject is friendly, inventive and overimaginative with high problem solving skills WARNING: SUBJECT IS PRONE TO BEING CREEPY, STRANGE, WEIRD, ... THESE CONDITIONS MIX IN A WAY THAT ARE LIKELY TO PUT YOU IN DISCOMFORT. [b]DANGER: SUBJECT IS PERVERTED, THIS MIX IS DANGEROUS RUN NOW![/b]
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uʍop ǝpısdn ɯɐ ı :buıuɹɐʍ
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WNARING: CNAT SEPLL
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2 RepliesWarning: I violated the law.
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Warning:
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Warning: This is a warning
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Warning says hi often
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Warning: Isn't afraid to question anything. Especially if it sounds like bullshit.
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Warning: I will talk about and complain about everything and anythinf that I know or see
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Warning: I'm a calm, relaxed kind of guy so I won't get mad easily and I'll be mature about whatever beef is between us. But, once you cross the line, you will regret it.
