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Edited by O: 7/13/2015 4:07:36 PM. . .
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Warning: hates people and that includes you.
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¡Warning¡ Correct my -blam!-ing grammar as a joke and ill drown you in full stops.
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Edited by Gearrat: 7/13/2015 4:19:11 AMWarning: I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuсk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuсking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fuсker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuсking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuсking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuсking dead, kiddo.
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Insert bacon here
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https://youtu.be/M8-vje-bq9c
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Warning; hates you
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Warning: attitude reciprocator. If you talk to me like a -blam!-; I will talk to you like a -blam!-.
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Warning: hates stupidity and is prone to violence
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I think it would be more fun if people came up with them for me.
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Parental Advisory: Mature Content
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Edited by navy seal: 7/13/2015 5:34:53 PM[b]CAUTION[/b] Very large third leg may sway from side to side. Has a tendency to slam into girls with large buttocks.
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Warning! Might stab you in the eyes with thumbs
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Prepare your anus
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dont get in the van
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Don't fuc king interrupt me
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WARNING: You might fall in love with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by GameBroJeremy: 7/13/2015 6:33:32 AMWarning: I may eat your food and drink your Soda till it's gone...
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Warning: Waffles may go missing if not carefully gaurded
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Warning: 2spooky4u
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Warning: You are unable to read.
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Warning: Sarcastic void incoming
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Warning: Smartass remarks will follow dumb comments.
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Warning: religious
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Mine would say "Warning. Lonely and self destructive with a very negative and cynical point of view on life. Also very stubborn and doesn't adapt well to change"
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Warning: Smart ass about everything.