*walks into bar* "Could I have a Pepsi Next with a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum, a shot of beer, and a shot of o_________o please?" *slams $30 dollars on to the bar, along with a a 4cm X 4cm cube of gold* "Keep the change"
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Edited by Alonfé: 7/14/2015 3:32:38 PM*slides the ordered items* *takes payments*
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"Thanks." *chugs drink* "Ah, that hits the spot."
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"After that I would like a shot of rum with a little bit of deadly snake poison so it looked like I died from alcohol poisoning, the payment for that comes with my first payment
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*slides shot* Um, so, [i]poison?[/i] *slides vial of yellow liquid* Simulates alcohol poisoning. And death. Don't ask.
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"Ok. Thank you." *drinks poison* "Ah. That's go-" *dies*