Beep bop boop, I'm a cyborg
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Ugh, North Korea is threatening to shoot a Hyper Laser Beam x4000 onto the U.S. Do they not know that our force field can withstand that? *Turns off holographic screen with brain signals* *leaves my 10 story post-modern geometrically cubic town house to go to work* *Mumbles while walking down the street while observing people, robots, and things* "All these freaking metal scraps (hippies) and glitched cyborgs (hipsters) are ruining our nation, they just freaking legalized gender-neutral, trans-species, bi-planetary animals, plants, and humans to have public orgies because it's "only natural for people to release their love out into the public." What's next? Legalizing recreational uranium for the public?"