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7/13/2015 5:52:52 PM
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How do come out to my parents?
How do I tell my parents I'm a straw? [u]I sexually identify as a straw[/u] and [i]I just love sucking so much.[/i] I think I've known ever since I was a little boy that I was a straw, my friends on the school yard would make fun of me for sucking so much. It's only recently that I've realized my feelings and have accepted it.
As far as I know my parents wouldn't fully accept me if I come out as a straw. My parents occasionally make joke about us straws, suckers, whatever you like to call us. I fear that if I tell them they would kick me out but if I don't tell them I wouldn't be able to accept myself for not [u]being who I am.
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Please help me and give me advice.
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2 RepliesSo you're gay
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Have you tried milking it.
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3 RepliesSuck harder.
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1 ReplyJust take your Straw Lover into the living room and suck it right in their face then shout "THIS IS WHO I AM"
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2 RepliesJust insert yourself into a glass of melk. Then show them how you really feel inside.
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4 RepliesWait so a straw meaning a homosexual? Because there are so many types of straws, swirly straws, bendy straws, straight straws, and more straws that I can't come up with. If you are gay, just try to do it in a funny way I guess. Try going into a cabinet or closet that a lot of people pass by and when your parents come, jump out and say,"Get it?" If they do and laugh, congratulations.
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Self bump. [spoiler]I need help[/spoiler]
