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7/13/2015 6:19:48 PM
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Wherever my sus is. My supply is running low or else I'd pay you in sus.
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*drives you to your sus*
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o yey thank you so much is there anything I can do for you?
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*unzips*
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Oh so it's this kind of taxi? Well I'd rather not disappoint. What do you wanna do?
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0.o I need you to help me adjust my shirt
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O-o-oh! My apologies! Sorry, I'm just used to everyone in this town being into weird things. Yeah, let me help you with that. *smoothes out and rebuttons shirt* better?
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Not that shirt! This one... *reveals i am wearing a button up infants shirt as underwear*
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That's... Kinky to say the least. Do you want me to remove this or what?
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Yes please
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That's gotta be so tight on you. As much as I really need to go serve sus to people, you've caught my full attention. *Seductively slides off shirt* Why were you wearing that in the first place?
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My vagina smells like chloroform, and a baby just happened to sniff it, he was wearing a cute shirt, and i decided to wear it...
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Edited by Professor Goodfeels: 7/14/2015 4:57:54 AMThat's really sexy, you're pretty sneaky. And I can't argue with your scavenging skills. With it being so tight I bet that turns plenty of people on.
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It really...... knocks em out ;) [spoiler]pa dum pshhhhh[/spoiler]
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With all that chloroform in your vagina that's kind of expected. But Yas ba dum tss indeed. [spoiler]Where are we even going with this, what is life.[/spoiler]
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Mhm mhm... [spoiler]what is life when you have glitter, glue and corpses?[/spoiler]
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Yes, sexy. [spoiler]I don't know, but I like where this is going.[/spoiler]
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Sexy indeed [spoiler]bby, me too[/spoiler]
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You? Very. [spoiler]And I'm glad we're on the same page. You know you honestly remind me of Nubbin, just less condescending.[/spoiler]
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Very [spoiler]nubbin wants to be me[/spoiler]
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Am I sexy? [spoiler]And yeah I've noticed. I completely understand though. [/spoiler]
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Very sexy bby
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Oh yay you think I'm sexy, don't I feel special. Should I be feeling special?
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Yes. Yes u should.
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Do you usually think people are sexy or do I have some sort of charm?
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I think many people are sexy. But you most of all
