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Edit: You horny guys are blowing up my phone.
Edit 2: We're trending. Probably the most sexual thread I have ever seen. Good job guys and boys.
Edit 3: I'm surprised I haven't heard anything about "slavery" even though I'm hearing all these various kinky things. Shouldn't I get in trouble for this thread? :0
Edit 4: it seems many of you want to keep the 18+ option at 69% ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 5: Added a picture of the Queen.
The funniest post I have seen is this :
[quote]As long as I have a face, the Queen will always have a throne to sit on.[/quote]
Said by: Funkiestrat5612
Step it up guys.
Edit 6: Yeah yeah..I get it already, 69%
There's a lot of votes on it, 2000+, so if you're voting for the first time, it's probably not going to change at all.
Edit 7: Put a more...revealing picture of the queen.
Edit 8: [b][i]Since a lot of you seem to like Petra more than the queen, I fished this picture out for you guys.[/i][/b]
[url=http://pre01.deviantart.net/7320/th/pre/i/2015/114/0/c/queen_s_emissary___petra_venj_by_ultamisia-d8qww31.jpg]Click To View[/url]
Edit 9: [u]1000 Replies[/u]! Some horny, some kinky, and others 2 serious. Thanks!
Edit 10: Were mostly dead now
Edit 11: I thought Ninjas bagged this thread?
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Wow! Something 18+ is still at 69%! I named my penis Truth Because the Queen can't handle it.
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I would like Petra
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*Clicks something 18+* *69%* Kek
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Give me a tour of the Universe... Maybe a cozy little ship with about a year of supplies and we are blazing trails.
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Shit. I'm gonna ask her show me that head game. Then I'm gonna strip her down and -blam!- her silly. She's gonna have me coming back to the reef everyday for some of that good pussy. Shit.
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Good to see this thread back alive
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A custom built ketch designed by me. Owned by me. And fully supplied by her, armored walkers and repair shanks being the only thing onboard, Imagine the looks of guardians faces when they see a public event"incoming harvesting crews" "Isn't that supposed to say fallen?" "Isn't that supposed to say stop?" Then they would pale as not only does a harvester appear but a fallen walker, only for their jaws to drop when both walker and shanks start killing other fallen and I swoop down on the only skiff to direct the walker and shanks, they'd be dumbstruck as I completed the harvest and left on the spider tank they would still stare in awe "What the hell was that?!" From then i use the ketch fabrication abilities to pimp out and create weapons and armor for me including wielding the captains cloaking and shields with shanks flight engines attached so I can fly about, captain sword included with new clothing, cape and mark(I'm a Titan) I would then sail the solar system defeating the darkness in all its forms Taking up the name The dread pirate Roberts I would later retire after a few centuries of service with all I've reaped and I would maybe act as advisor for the queen
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I'd want a black year 2 vex mythoclast
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The Queen died but this thread won't
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18+ is now at 69% HURRAY
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Ask her if I could ask out Uldren Sov and be his bf. :)
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I love how it's at 68% lol
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Let's see. I want a ketch, and her to be my wife. Yea, I can see it now...
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Pre TTK, I had a unique armor set I was one of the only people to have The cloak year one from the September queens wrath At least I kept my blue version of her right hand
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It involves her, Petra, me, and some privacy. [spoiler]lenny me bitches[/spoiler]
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Zhalo
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Id ask her for petra
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A threesome with Amanda
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Something 18+ is unsurprisingly popular.
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I would ask for a blowie
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Omfg the one that says "something 18+ is at 69"
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69% lol
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make her quench my never ending thirst
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Edited by scg0354: 10/7/2015 5:09:31 AMPicture this: A ketch with a Assassin symbol on it, the hull filled with walkers, shanks, guns, and a treasure room. A fifty foot tall and 60 foot long armory. Computers to control the 90 AA guns. A library for my warlock. A personal stealth fighter. I would crush anything that threatens earth and would retire to train other warlocks and travel to other universes. Ooh and in my captains quarters, I want a coke machine and a instant burgerizer. It makes a burger appear out of thin air. My dream.
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Love how the something 18+ is 69%
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Blow job or one of the vandels to give me a hand job with all four arms :OD