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Edited by LLegendary: 9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.

Shia Labeouf is chasing you. What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b] Edit: [b]Just do it[/b] Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia! Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys! Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]

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  • I merely bodyslam the superstar that is the Shia Labeouf.

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  • Ask him why he's chasing me.

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  • Stab him in the kidney [spoiler]safe at last from shia labeouf [/spoiler]

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    • Just do it

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      • ask him if he wants more Irish Whiskey?

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        • It wouldn't happen, cuz I don't who she is

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          • -blam!-ing gjallarhorn

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            • Ask him for Megan foxes number

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              • See what he wants. It's not everyday a big name celebrity is trying to reach you.

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                • Hopefully he doesn't act [i]shy[/i]-a [spoiler]heheheehehehe[/spoiler]

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                  • Edited by DuuJ: 7/15/2015 8:14:56 AM
                    Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of religious threads, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1112618

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                    • I eat Shia Lebouf

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                      • Kick him in the chest

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                        • Yesterday you said tomorrow so just [b][i][u]DO IT![/u][/i][/b]

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                        • Just do it

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                        • Try's to remember words from the song but fails...

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                          You're chopping off his head now!!

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                        • Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf [spoiler]Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf[/spoiler]

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                          • Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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                            • Oh bby chase me

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                            • Chop off his head

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                            • Me: *digs hole, tells him to jump in it* Shia: *refuses* Me: "JUST DO IT!"

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                              • I punch him in the face Because just, DO IT!

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                              • I'll make sure to wear super sexy & tight lingerie ;)

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                                • Dig a hole

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                                  • A pic would be nice

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