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Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
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Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
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Call the media
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You pinhead, I love chocolate how dare you think that I'm an ugly barnacle. I'm going to use my imaaaaaginaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You're going to fall over and scream Finland and then I'll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that's done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I'm done with you I'll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun on Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family who don't live in darkness, but advanced darkness, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan's good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don't want to touch it because I'm sterile. Then I will ask your injured body if you are feeling it now and that you are number one, the doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that's smelly. And that's not when I shift into maximum overdrive to steal the formula. You best be scared.
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Aim for the face
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What do I do, you ask? [spoiler]I just do it.[/spoiler]
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Well?
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It's ok. I don't fear him, thus he has no power.
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Fall to my knees as the rain pours down onto me and whisper "Just Do It"
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F**k em' up
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But I know jujitsu...
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1 ReplyJust a normal Tuesday night.
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It's the other way around, J.J. Abrams put a bounty on him.
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Turn around and throw a bundle of cash in the opposite direction and shout: "Michael Bay is making a new Transformers movie, and he wants you to be in it!" He'll run to it like a moth to a lamp
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7 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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1 ReplyI bend over and he asks if I am sure and I say [spoiler][b][i][u]Just Do It.[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm gunna run for my life from SHIA LABOUF
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34 RepliesThanks King Fedora
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1 ReplyI -blam!- him... checkmate
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I turn around and i fight him off with my bare hands. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesProbably get stuck in a bear trap
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SHIA SURPRISE
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2 Repliesbanana joes kills him...
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Edited by Megamind: 9/10/2015 1:22:53 AMShia surprise!
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1 ReplyEmbrace it.
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JUST [b][i]DOOO ITTT[/i][/b] and bump :D
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1 ReplyI'd just submit cause I can't do it
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5 RepliesJust accept the fact that you won't win. Think about it. Deny it. Accept it. [spoiler]Yes you [b]F[/b]UCKING, EMBRACE IT[/spoiler]
