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Edited by Ze TacoLover:
7/15/2015 6:34:27 PM
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Revan vs 6 Guardians..let's make it simple for them
Made this to see if desticles are truly stupid. I'm just waiting for stupid to show up so sit back and enjoy fgts
[spoiler]this is the part where you vote and reply[/spoiler]
Edit 1: 50 replies. Some cheeky attraction I've gotten here m80s
Edit 2: Ayy lmao 100 replies. Didn't think it'd make it this far
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For a second I thought you meant Raven from Teen Titans. I was like, "Dayum! Them guardians get their ass whooped by a teenage gothic whore!". Then I realized you meant the Revan that is a Sith Lord, which means no guardian has any chance.
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3 RepliesEven though revan is weak compared to grand master Luke he would destroy any density charaters
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Revan is really strong and he has tons of experience too
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9 RepliesRevan. The Guardians have no training against the Force. They are also slower, in terms of reflexes and physical movements. Revan throws his lightsaber to cut one down, Force chokes another, mind controls one, uses telekinesis to kill another, etc. He was a brilliant strategist and and he can use Force Sense to find out each Guardian's personal weaknesses. Hell, he can even buff himself with Force Aura, Speed, etc. Or he can use Force Wave to knock them all down, or Lightning to fry them all at once.
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1 ReplySince we don't know Revan's Midichlorian count I'm going with 6 Guardians. :) Time to lean back, kick up my feet...and wait for it.
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2 RepliesEdited by Trick-Star: 7/15/2015 5:08:20 PMAny boy-whore with a sword could beat 3 fireteams of Guardians.
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1 Reply-blam!-ing stop with the vs threads
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25 RepliesThe sad thing is you're just as biased as the desticles you hate
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2 RepliesYour talking about the protagonist from kotor right??? Well...in that case my revan was max level and killed anything worth killing including bastila;). So yeah revan every time.
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4 RepliesThought it was the girl from Teen Titans
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3 RepliesDidn't Revan destroy a planet or something?
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Does it matter? Guardians lose to Revan, Revan loses to Goku, something from 40K, or whatever other ridiculously OP sci-fi entities exist in niche universes.
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2 RepliesHEY ONE LIGHTSABERS PURPLE >:( NOT BOTH RED!
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2 RepliesThere's also the part where a lot of people won't know who the -blam!- Revan is.
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3 RepliesTalos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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3 RepliesEdited by UberFonzie: 7/14/2015 4:37:32 PMBias poll is biased
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1 ReplyEdited by nnj4 squid457: 7/14/2015 4:43:57 PMThe main argument for the desticles is supers. They all require some amount of movement, and it's hard to move when something's holding you down with the force
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21 RepliesI know absolutely nothing about Revan beyond his being a sith, but if the guardians have their supers up and we're going by lore, nova bomb has the power of a collapsing star. so yeah.
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That 13%... Never probably heard about Revan, I feel for them
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1 ReplyRevan would kill them in a flash. Idk why 6 guardians has 12% when it should be 0
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1 ReplyPraise Revan!
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2 RepliesBlade dancers vs light sabers. Lightsaber never runs out...
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3 RepliesEdited by Inflicte: 7/14/2015 7:38:52 AMLol Revan would wreck them 10 times over.
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1 Reply17% of you are moroffs.
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2 RepliesRevan, but Treek is a close 2nd.
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1 Replyrly? Revan's left testicle solos.
