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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/14/2015 3:13:20 PM
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*causes grenade to malfunction*
Hey, I though this was a fistfight!?
*swings around and grabs you by the neck*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Face [/u][/i][/b]
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*throws you to the ground and stomps on your chest*
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[b][i][u]Holds Back Your Foot With Boolth Of Mine Pushes You Off[/u][/i][/b]
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*breaks both of your legs with the stomp* *soccer kicks you across the room*
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[b][i][u]Heals[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Teleports Behide You Then Suplexes You[/u][/i][/b]
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*falls backwards on top of you*
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[b][i][u]Teleports Smashes Hammers In Your Face [/u][/i][/b]
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*teleports* *shoots psychic lightning at you*
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[b][i][u]Fires Lazer Beam To Counter Attack [/u][/i][/b]
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*tanks blow* *scoffs at your puny weaponry* *summons being of psychic fire to charge towards you*
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Fuçk this... [b][i][u]Puts On Mech Suit[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i][u]Lets Go, Buddy.[/u][/i][/b][/url] [b][i][u]Blinks Up To Your Spawn [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]In No More Than A Quarter Of A Second Later It Explodes Into 100 Pieces[/u][/i][/b] .... [b][i][u]Points Blade To You[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]It's Your Move[/i][/b][/url]
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*draws chainsword* Let's go.
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[b][i][u]Jump On The Ceiling Then Jumps Off Of It Bolting At You Sword Ready [/u][/i][/b]
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*as soon as you come near, a shockwave blasts you back against the wall* *fires meltagun at you*
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[b][i][u]Deflects Them With Ease[/u][/i][/b] [i][b][u]Shoots You With Uzi[/u][/b][/i]
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*doesn't even dent armor* *casts quickening, allowing me to see your moves in advance* *shoots boots of psychic lightning*
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[b][i][u]Stands Still They Disappear The Moment Before Impact [/u][/i][/b] Too slow... Yaaaaaaaaawn ~
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[spoiler]Wat?[/spoiler] Fine then. *unloads bolter on you*
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[b][i][u]The Wsll Behide Is Being Destroyed While I Am Unharmed [/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]that attack begore was so slow i nearly feel asleep[/spoiler]
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*continues volley*
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 7/15/2015 10:56:37 AM[b][i][u]The Wall Behide Me Is Being Destroyed While I Am Unharmed [/u][/i][/b] Sigh... fine... [b][i][u]I Walk Toward You[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Cuts The Boltor In Half[/u][/i][/b] Im vibrating myself so fast that you can touch me. You're too slow.
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*bolter doesn't break* If that's how it is..... *fills you with an intense fear causing you to go mad*
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[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Hey tin-head... Im already insane [/i][/b][/url] [spoiler]how does it not fuçking break[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Made of a material that's incredibly hard to destroy.[/spoiler] *you go insane from fear*
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Edited by ThePizzaGuy: 7/15/2015 11:34:48 AM[spoiler]This Sword Can Cut Through Wurtzite Boron Nitride Like A Knife Cuts Warm Butter[/spoiler] [b][i][u]Insanity Makes Me Stronger [/u][/i][/b]
