You're alone and your phone is dead. You thankfully see your car. You run, hoping to reach it before-
*soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi*
You hear the Roflcopter slowly descend upon you. You run faster but it isn't fast enough! You make eye contact and he slowly opens his mouth. He lets out a horrifying screech.
"It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!1!!"
You shiver in fear as he initiates a d-d-d-d-duel to the d-d-d-d-death. You send out your only hope; a recently captured GabeN. The Roflcopter sends out an intimidating DeeJ. GabeN tries to use Steam Refunds but it pummeled once Paid Mods are brought up by DeeJ. As DeeJ shoves him into the ground, he smiles and says "this is not how we envisioned you playing this duel." GabeN shudders as DeeJ drains all of the money out of the pockets of GabeN's supporters and turns it into a ball of pure hatred. GabeN knows he only has one choice. He opens a portal to the dreaded Greenlight dimension.
Terrible games flood out, all heading straight to DeeJ. He thinks he is ready, but they seep in through the Xbox One! He is quickly flooded by the crappy Unity games and flees. The Roflcopter points a finger at you, screaming. "You have not seen the last of me!!!!!1!!" He flies away.
*soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi*
You sigh and return GabeN to his Pegball. You walk to your car and drive away, leaving the terrifying event behind you.