To do this you;
Must have played since beta
Must have every exotic weapon and armor max
Must have preordered every dlc
Must have already played ttk at e3
Must have the FoaF and exotic ship no one has
Must have a 4000+ grimoire
Must have beaten skolas every single week solo
Must have every raid and adept weapon maxed
Must be able to name every weapon from a-z
Must have every set of max armor possible
Must have every single faction shader
Must have kd of exactly 69.69
Must have gone 9-0 every week with nlb only
Must have gotten 100 Reaper medals
Must have the exotic class items no one has
Must get at least 45 kills every trials game
Must know all the lore in destiny
Write a summary of every single mission
Be able to explain every single part if raid exact
Must have 20/20 eyesight
Must be ambidextrous
Must have 10 Maxed gjallarhorns
Must have 1000 Raid completions
Must have all triumphs done before it came out
Must know to use relics get 20 hits every sword
Must have quality mic and face cam
Quality = $1000
Must have 100 red bull codes
Must have a 3 floor house
Must have every controller mod out there
Must have a youtube channel with at least 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 subs
Must play destiny at least 25 hours a day
Must play destiny 8 days a week
Have 1,000,000,000 hours logged on destiny
Must have every single vendor weapon since launch
Must be able to quiksc0pe skrubs
Must give me ur credit card number
Must watch and sub every destiny youtuber
Watch every destiny streamer while u play
Must make a mlg destiny montage every hour
Must work for bungie
Must explain why the exo stranger doesnt have time explain
Must know the speakers true identity
Must have rubbed ikora reys head
Must have eaten the black stuff on eris morn
Must have 1,000,000 followers on comp. app
Must have 5,000 last word pve kills
Must explain how the hive cabal and fallen have babies
^^^^^^ im still wondering really^^^^^^
Must have been on faze at one point
Must be able to solo crota in under 10 sec
Must be able to solo atheon in under 10 sec
Must be able to solo skolas in under 10 sec
^^^be able to do each with melee only^^^
Must have 500 nlb noscope kills
Must have supercomputer
Must have the highest speed internet possible
Must have had a game with at least 1000 kills
[spoiler]must have done every single one of these on all consoles with your eyes closed[/spoiler]
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Then I will be to do Patrols with you? I'm trying so hard bruh.