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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 ReplyNo matter how hard you try. No matter how hard you work. There will always be someone better then you. I try not to salt your veins now but salt your fields so youll feel my effect for generations to come.
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2 RepliesSo you're Jeice, but reversed colors
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1 Reply10 raids completed? Git gud scrub
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2 RepliesDestiny sucks
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1 ReplyHow do you like paying extra for ttk. U.S. Americans get first class access
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2 RepliesSilly people. Don't you know that gingers have no soul? So, you are all wasting time trying to elicit a tear.
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3 RepliesDo you want a soda cracker?
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1 ReplyI prefer pepper
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1 ReplyChallenge denied
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2 RepliesWhen I was playing the old iD game "RAGE" I was almost positive that I was not in a post-apocalyptic world, but rather, just driving around the shittiness that is modern-day Australia.
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5 RepliesYour toilet flushes the wrong way.
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12 RepliesSimply ... [spoiler]error code weasel [/spoiler]
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8 RepliesUr mom LOL! I win
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1 ReplyYou're a butthole.
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2 RepliesWhy are you trying to inflame racism?
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3 RepliesEdited by Spherical Cow: 7/15/2015 11:21:20 PMAre you from Australia? Cuz you're stupid
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16 RepliesUm... Hmm... Oh, you are bad, and people say mean things about you. So there.
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6 RepliesYou're ginger :L. You probably have no friends, seeking attention on an app to make it feel like you have friends. People to talk to. I bet your mum doesn't even actually like you. You go home from work or school and open this app because it gives you some form of belonging. But in reality we don't give a shit either. Enjoy your sleep you ugly ausie ginger -blam!-.
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1 ReplyEdited by Mr. Cubicle: 7/15/2015 10:30:10 PMEven if you cheated and used lag switching you couldn't get to the lifehouse, you worthless waste of space. Go back to snorting anthrax and maybe you'll better the world. [spoiler].(͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -) [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHi...
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6 RepliesHe's not going to bed..he's getting off on this.
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1 ReplySteve Irwin [spoiler]oh god I'm sorry Steve may you live forever[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI've received the Fermi Solution twice.
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3 RepliesThis can work [spoiler]My cereal is better then your cereal [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesYou are a lonely soulless piece of shit that needs attention from other pieces of shit on some stupid forum in order to feel validated. I would say your mother should have swallowed you but I bet her stomach was already so full of jizz she only had room in her ginger axe wound for your dipshit ginger father's sticky F--K wad...Have fun with your rust covered genitals you Aussie F--K. New Zealand is better in every way. [spoiler]how did I do? I honestly don't mean anything I said. I wish you well sir/madam ;)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYour face... [spoiler] I'll take my prize now[/spoiler]
