{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
480
I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
-
1 ReplyYour face... [spoiler] I'll take my prize now[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyCoughredbullquest&lighthouseprimariescough
-
1 ReplyYou are a flower, every pedal more precious than life itself, a dew drop on a leave is like a twinkling star.
-
2 Replies"Sprinkles salt in your head" LOL
-
3 RepliesStop posting on the Destiny forums it's obvious you're a kid.
-
1 ReplyU gotta pay even more for TTK than us Americans!
-
6 RepliesEdited by mrstayhigh: 7/15/2015 10:52:35 PMIf bungie would know that u play destiny they would take down all the servers and push an emergency button wich lets the hole building explode
-
3 RepliesI am still a Bill Cosby Fan
-
1 ReplyA ginger australian?.... So.... Charcole
-
7 RepliesYou can't get shit outta me, try me! Hints: never won a raid Don't have expansion packs Been playing since march but only had xbox live since april. Only won 3 nightfalls. Chose thorn bounty knowing reward was thorn. I'm 13
-
2 RepliesEdited by Anedime: 7/15/2015 1:30:50 PM[quote]I am a ginger I live in Australia I have yet to visit the Lighthouse [/quote] I don't wanna make you salty, seems you were -blam!-ed pretty hard by life as it is :(
-
1 ReplyHow are we supposed to make you salty when you're an Aussie?
-
10 RepliesThe Australian food at Outback Steakhouse is so good. I enjoy it with Australia's best beer, Fosters
-
3 RepliesYou're a f4ggot and super -blam!-ing ugly
-
1 ReplyThere is plenty of you're ginger bretherens here in Ireland
-
5 RepliesYour country has many poisonous snakes and dangerous predators yet you are unable to own an ar15 or ak platform, you are the bastard product of generations of criminals barred from their own countries, your beer tastes like feet water, you are an only child because a dingo ate your brother and sister before you were born. Being ginger you have no soul and the fourth reign of the master race will destroy you and your kind.
-
1 Reply.....bitch
-
2 RepliesCrocodile Dundee isn't a hero. yeah, I said that
-
3 RepliesIt's a good thing you haven't been to the lighthouse because the sunburn would be brutal you ginger. Effing kangaroo.
-
1 ReplyYour mother never loved you and your father was a hamster
-
2 Replies*Equips Thorn* If your not salty yet then I don't know what else I can do to make you salty.
-
3 Repliesafter defeating many of shang tsungs warriors in the mortal kombat tournament, you made your way to the final round where you would fight shang tsung himself, unfortunately being a no good soulless ginger that you are. you were disqualified since shang tsung couldn't take your soul after beating your ginger ass like your daddy does. so you lost the tournament and emperor shao khan invaded Australia . youre so ginger you give children nightmares. [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] scientist created you by accident. ginger, more ginger and regret.... these were the ingredients that were used to create your unholy monstrosity in a test tube. if you were the ginger showcased on those UNICEF commercials people who watch the commercial with you in it would actually get money from the government to treat their psychological trauma after seeing you on tv.
-
1 ReplyGet rekt kid. Eh? Eh?
-
4 RepliesThat's an interesting accent you have. You must be from New Zealand. Do you like living there?
-
1 ReplyGET BACK IN YOUR BISCUIT TIN, GINGER, GINGER..... [spoiler]not really trying but I just like this joke. It's meant to have a rhythm when your saying it so it probably doesn't come across as well as it does in person than on this forum:)[/spoiler]
-
12 RepliesEdited by 3% Spartan: 7/15/2015 1:41:24 PMI heard you have Tall Poppy Syndrome and love to drink fosters beer and your mum is in love with a harry American posing as a Brit who hates cricket while eating shrimp on the barbie cause he knows pawns are for chess and and he wishes a dingo would of ate you as a baby as he calls you his little new zealander pommie boy and he brought home KYLIE MINOGUE for your date
