Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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Edited by 3% Spartan: 7/15/2015 1:41:24 PMI heard you have Tall Poppy Syndrome and love to drink fosters beer and your mum is in love with a harry American posing as a Brit who hates cricket while eating shrimp on the barbie cause he knows pawns are for chess and and he wishes a dingo would of ate you as a baby as he calls you his little new zealander pommie boy and he brought home KYLIE MINOGUE for your date
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I bet if I pour salt on you, you will be.
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Why would you want to go to the Lighthouse? That loot isn't worth an 8 year long sunburn. Must be bad enough living in Australia. Even the heat of the barbie would leave your skin red.
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Yer dum.
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Edited by Draconborn: 7/15/2015 1:48:54 PMTitans suck ginger fag Probably why your dumbass can't go to lighthouse retard You really are stupid Don't know why you would make an idiotic post like this but I guess you realize how mentally disabled you are now.
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*pours salt on OP*. I win
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I am from Scotland and a True Ginger!
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I will join your team in Blind Watch... and capture the A flag.
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I've read that Gingers will be extinct in 100 years, which is about 99 years too long.
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You Look Nice
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Which way does your toilet swirl?
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I have the elusive bones of Eao AND A DEAD ORBIT SHADER! Tears collected.
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This is dumb... For all we know you could be getting 'salty' at some of this shit yet acting like you're cool with it all.
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Edited by Kohaku Koi: 7/15/2015 2:11:14 PMHey, you Aussie piece of shit. It really is too bad your fat juicy mom has syphilis, but I guess that's what you get for gangbanging Aborigines in the bush. It's no wonder your dad resorted to sucking random strangers off at truck stop glory holes; he's gone dead inside long ago, when he first saw your mom taking 11 big bucks in every hole, and he struggles to find any cheap thrill he can to give his worthless life meaning, even if it means letting strange men drop their disgusting peckers into his toothless mouth all day long. You always wondered why your dad came home from work with sore knees and bad breath.....he always said he was a professional didgeridoo player. I guess that was almost the truth. Oh. Also, Ayer's Rock is stupid.
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[i]If you asked to be salted, then salting you will be impossible, basic logic.[/i] - French Fries.
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I'm just too salty
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Fosters is the best beer ever!
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You call this an experiment? You're doing it all wrong. You've got no control variables, no hypothesis, no independent and dependent variables, and no constant source of data. Must suck to be you.
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Get your worthless scumbag shit off this forums you attention whore.
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Not much I can say to get you salty when you are all descended from convicts. ANZAC biscuits and Pavlova desserts were all invented by New Zealanders. :)
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Dang. All the fish below me, in the Saltwater sea, Think they may be salty, but between you and me, Nobody realy cares what they think or what you say, 'Cause we're all just little fish who will all just die away.
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You look cute today
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What was it like the first day you looked into the mirror, and realized you had no soul?
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You've probably never gone to Lighthouse for two reasons: 1. Gingers don't have souls and therefore make bad team players. 2. No one wants to play with Australians anyway. Damn accents and having to listen to their pet kangaroo eating in the corner. I hope it kicks you in your ugly-ass face someday.
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Sos your face.