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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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5 RepliesYou don't have a Gjallarhorn
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3 RepliesAussies don't get mad. So you're cheating.
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3 RepliesAre you Ed Sheeran hiding out in Aus.... Just kiddn .. I'm a ginger ninja too man and from Australia not been to the lighthouse either . But I've been with a woman plenty of times and it's so much better then the lighthouse
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3 RepliesI hope your grandparents get -blam!- by a kangaroo, and then get herpes... Twice
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3 RepliesEdited by JBawse: 7/15/2015 12:38:22 PMIf you are aussie i need to know the following to attempt to make you salty. 1. Do you follow NRL/AFL ? If so what teams? 2. Labour, libs or god forbid Greens ? 3. Closest major city ? And if all else fails i may be able to make you salty with one word. Btw I'm aussie too
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3 RepliesGinger and Australian? Ouch, dat sunburn tho! Do you resemble a lit spliff?
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1 ReplyIts over, ps4 has destroyed the xbone at this e3, all the kids screaming cuz they can play their old games on xbone, while we have destiny exclusives, uncharted, bo3 exclusives, no mans land, arkham knight exclusives and more (salty yet)?
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3 RepliesRed hair.. Australian... Most likely one of your male ancestors was Irishman that was imprisoned for either Religious persecution or stealing food. The rest of that ancestors family was probably exterminated or starved to death.
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1 ReplyGas prices nowadays
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2 RepliesA supers need to be nerfed! One shot kills are so OP! Rage rage rage!
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3 RepliesGingas have no chance in life. You are genetically imperfect. Small cock included. People like you is why I'm worth so much. Genetically perfect with millions to boot. Cars, chicks, boats, jetskis. Fk I AM THE ONLY LEGEND ON HERE. Move out of the basement ffs. Want to disbelieve me like the other no hopers on here? I'm in a book of the top 1000 in the world. Find that, I'll play with you if you fancy a laugh. Sick of pc scrubs.
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1 ReplyMay the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals You aborigine ginger hell spawn try hard Also, your feet smell like a diaper covered in bunt hair And you have a cheesie mangina
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3 RepliesThis thread is neither social nor an experiment. It's a waste of space and the idea itself is wholly uncreative rather like the person who posted it.
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1 ReplyThe only pussy you get to see is one in the mirror 😆 /I feel bad but that line has gotten me out of more than one situation
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3 RepliesDude, Silverchair. What the fukk happened?
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10 RepliesNot attempting to make you mad just a question I've always been curious about. Is it true that all non native aboriginal Australians are descendants of criminals?
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1 ReplyEdited by Lamovan: 7/15/2015 12:11:43 PMI bet you kiss girls, phogoth!
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3 RepliesI don't think you're ginger or Australian. You just want to see what trolling can be achieved from those qualities.
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9 Repliesdont you just hate mosquito bites? But they're so fun to scratch!
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1 ReplyYou sir are very intelligent, nice reading these replies :)
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5 RepliesHey guess what?
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8 RepliesHow did your parents react when you tried to eat their soul?[spoiler]gingers have no soul[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesTakes you to Israel. Puts you in the the Dead Sea. /thread
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4 RepliesYou sit down to pee
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7 RepliesYou have no G Horn you use a matador with rage finder instead of shot package and your stats suck Why needs me to embarrass you when you have done it your self?
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7 RepliesYou play ball like a girl!!!
