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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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7 RepliesYou play ball like a girl!!!
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6 RepliesI bet you're naked under all those clothes you slut
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2 Replies*pours salt on you*
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1 ReplyBut senpai...
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3 RepliesI would make fun of you but I'm an American. We pity you Australians enough as it is.
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3 RepliesYou're an Aussie b*tch...
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6 RepliesEdited by TadPaul01: 7/15/2015 11:50:20 AM
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3 RepliesThis was a really amusing post to read with the replies also. Definitely a challenge to get under the skin of someone that A) you have no motivation to hate B) you know nothing about and C) prompted the responses.
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17 RepliesYou have no soul!!!
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3 RepliesKiwis are better
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1 ReplySounds like someone doesn't get enough attention Irl. News flash bud. Doesn't matter how many hundreds of comments you get.. Not gonna fill that hole you have deep down because you known all of the people in your life hate you.
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6 RepliesTroll hard much?
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3 RepliesFavoriting so I can think of something and come back to rek your feelings later
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3 RepliesI'm a dementor and u r not worth my time. *drops mic* *walks off stage*
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2 RepliesI know heaps of red heads/gingers, who live in Australia and have yet to reach the lighthouse. [spoiler]I live in Australia thats how I know many and also they don't have the game so how could they go to the lighthouse when they don't have the game.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI have no need to attack you as a person to make you angry. Nerf the gjallerhorn.
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2 RepliesEdited by theBaDRaD: 7/15/2015 11:21:02 AMUr not doing it right. .... If u want replies... U have to post something seperate from announcing ur plan..... Like..... Fatebringers terrible.... Or Lighthouse emblems mean nothing.... Shotgun blinkers have no skill ETC..... Opposite cause and effect.....on here [spoiler]Too lazy but..... Someone.... Keep posting "u mad bruh...?" Until it over takes the post..... Might work after all posts r overcome [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSweat.
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2 RepliesWould you like to sit in a bag of salt it heals all wounds
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1 ReplyEdited by Bond1100: 7/15/2015 11:12:22 AMWe aussies have to wait an extra 3 months jjst to do a mission in the taken king because the red bull codes aren't in australia. 3 months! P.S i know my name is mexican, but yes, i am australian and no, i was not born in mexico or have any mexican family. It just sounds good
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3 Replies*throws you in the ocean* there you are now salty
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8 Replies
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4 Replieskangaroos dont even taste good
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1 ReplyDo you mind If I ask what this this is about? I'm curious having taken the odd (Admittedly low level) class in Sociology and any time someone labels something as a social experiment it interests me slightly As for my saltiness attempt: (Ahem). http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HumansAreBastards
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6 RepliesYour bum looks fat in those jeans! ;)
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3 RepliesTough love buddy. Im not gonna burn you because you should probably go do something to benefit your real life grind. These forums are for help in a fps.
