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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 Reply*reaches into my pocket an throws some salt on you, mic drop* cue epic slow motion walk away with massive backround explosion please
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3 RepliesI can make you creamy, and theres a salty taste in it so technically I win right?
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1 ReplySplashes salt on you* Happy now?....
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15 RepliesWhy would I want to make you salty? Gingers are hot!!! Ausies are cool! And the light house sucks....
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1 ReplyGo to your kitchen get the salt shaker proceed to poor salt on your head only then will you feel salty where is my prize
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1 Reply[quote] *prize will likely be nothing of value or desire,[/quote] Just like you mate
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5 RepliesEdited by XXMoNeYbUoYXX: 7/15/2015 9:08:48 AMSmall dick problems from a redhead with out a soul didn't you know you need a soul to go to the light house u souless monster [spoiler]jk mate[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Queeg 500: 7/15/2015 9:04:14 AMIf you're a ginge then no one can hurt someone who doesn't have a soul.
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3 RepliesEven if you do get "salty" from a reply, [b]you wouldn't admit it[/b] and you're clearly not intelligent enough to truly avoid a sense of jealousy, otherwise you wouldn't make such a pointless post to begin with. I see you as completely average, just like everyone else. You can stop trying to be special now. We all should.
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5 RepliesYou eat cereal with a spoon.!!!!
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2 RepliesI have had 8 Gjallarhorns...
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4 RepliesAre you a snail ? Cause ima put all the salt on you and watch you suffer !
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11 RepliesPlanetside 2 and Batman took all the saltiness out of me. I'm sooo much happier now. Better games have made me realize that bungie is nothing more than a cash grab company that used to be interested in their customers. Bungie has proven themselves not worth of my money since day 1 of destiny and keep proving it everyday they lie to us. Even their most talented programers like Joe Staten have left them because they realize bungie is dead. The real problem are the fanboys and mindless sheep that keep giving money to sub par games and the companies that make them. Those kind of people are the cancer to the gaming community. BOYCOTT BUNGIE AND ACTIVISION!
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4 RepliesYou are the cause of 9/11 you niGG3r....fuqn G@y.....you Jew....you homosexual......damn asian.....damn casual.....you cracker.....scrub.....go pray to your god you blimp. Hail satan and hail hydra you fuq face piece of dog sh*t.
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10 RepliesI dare you to try and make me salty :)
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1 ReplyHope your family enjoy living off the stolen bread your great grandfather took and got sent to the prison island for.
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3 RepliesGingers are going extinct. Candle head. [spoiler]I'm sorry. I'm really not hating I was just trying to make you salty. [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesYou use the Destiny forums + attention posts to be noticed
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2 RepliesDirty ranga
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1 ReplyI do Urethra splinter torture with your mum
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1 ReplyHello, i too am ginger, live in Australia and have yet to go to the lighthouse Ranga!!
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4 RepliesWarlock is trash. Use a titan Warlocks need two lives to be good Warlocks need a ranged fist of havoc cuz they suck Hunters need to go invis because they can't take any hits They need golden gun because they can't handle regular guns well enough Titans can smash you into oblivion Titans will laugh as you bullets bounce helplessly off our bubble
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2 RepliesG'day mate Let's put another, shrimp on the barbyyyyy [spoiler]if you haven't seen that movie then you have every reason to be salty[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBungie won't let you visit the Lighthouse because you would set it on fire.
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5 RepliesYou're not worth the effort.
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5 RepliesHi :D
