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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 ReplyWell, before I try I give up. Because you can't get salty, and if you can't get salty that means you don't have a soul. Oh wait... How many freckles do you have?
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3 RepliesEvery time I hear/read the term "ginger" it makes me laugh. Let me ask this: is being called a Ginger offensive?
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1 ReplyI dare [i]you[/i] to carry me through skolas
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4 RepliesYou are a ginger. You live in Australia. You haven't been to the lighthouse. God has cursed you.
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4 RepliesThe ending of Lost.
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4 RepliesI hate you That is really all I hope you become sterilized so no more of these wild "gingers" will be produced
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2 RepliesHELLO GUARDIAN, NICE TO MEET YOU :D
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14 RepliesEdited by WEEV: 7/16/2015 5:31:37 AMThe Lighthouse is for the best people. No scrubs allowed, including you, little soulless shit. When I go to the Lighthouse every weekend I laugh to myself. You know why? Because I have real skill and experience, unlike you little unskilled cocksuckers. The Aussie army also need to go swim in a pool full of soulless ginger shit. Your Navy is almost as bad as your government. Not to mention the horrendous smell you apes have. Almost as bad as the worthless Native Americans living there. I say we nuke the -blam!- out of you -blam!-s. You imbeciles are a waste of air and deserve to be burnt in the Hitler Oven 2.0. Every time I go to school I laugh about the poor people that have to be around you and your ass like odor. Your girlfriend also told me that you look like a baboon nutted all over your face. I'm done coming up with insults for your worthless self. Now go jump up a kangaroo ass and die a shitty death. Edit: Is your slutty ass girlfriend not letting you respond? Are you too busy watching her get -blam!-ed by an old man. Maybe we should put Caitlyn Jenner in charge of your country to stop shit like that. She is a great rolemodel for Men and Women everywhere. Maybe you should get a sex change so you could find a half decent looking person to go out with. Edit 2: WTF! Are you riding the old mans dick now too, or is it your girlfriends? You Aussies just love that dick in your ass don't you. -blam!-ing soulless little -blam!-head Edit 3: The bastard won't reply because he's to busy trying to find his soul.
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3 RepliesYou are terrible at this so you are just a waste of time.
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5 RepliesI hate Instagram
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1 ReplyDoes salty mean mad I'm 99% sure it does [spoiler]no hate[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow does it feel to have Karrot top as your only ginger representative ?
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3 RepliesYou ginger pleb who sucks at Trials, you!
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4 RepliesAmatuers... Every time I see a clown take a humungous moist poop while being chased by the police, it reminds me of you. We all voted so please stop being a valueless Australian Ginger for at least three weeks.
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5 RepliesSouth park says you gingers dont have a soul.
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1 ReplyLol nice
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2 RepliesGet better Bogan! (I'm sorry!)
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8 RepliesCaitlyn Jenner. Religion in destiny. Those two things usually get people going.
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1 Reply9/11 was art
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2 RepliesDon't have any salt want some pepper instead?
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7 RepliesI don't have to make fun of you or anything to make you salty, your crucible KD already does that.
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1 ReplyOut of all the flavors...you choose salty....
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1 Reply( if you have play station I'm gunna look stupid XD) How is the hawk moon?
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8 RepliesYour Hawkmoon looks amazing.
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12 RepliesHold please *walks to kitchen*...*walks back* Sprinkle Sprinkle, now you're salty.
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8 RepliesYou vegemite eating low kd ass noob, not only do you not have a soul you also have no skill at all.
