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Edited by Heron:
8/2/2015 5:58:33 PM
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I'm You From the Past. Give Me Advice.
Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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You remember that one thing we almost did? Well we didn't almost do it then we did something else and I would recommend to it occasionally but don't do that forbidden thing! You'll anger you-know-who. Also never forget to do that one action we do sometimes it'll come in handy for certain activities. Also bananas.
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Don't shake the lightbulb.
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3 RepliesDon't piss on the capital building...
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1 ReplyWhen you see the perfect potato don't even try to lick it, it has been rigged to explode
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Don't take those AP classes. You will attempt suicide if you do.
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3 RepliesEdited by ShowMeMercyPapi: 8/9/2015 1:44:46 AMIf you stumble across Mercy, marry him automatically. The present you wants to kill me. I'm giving past you advice, bby
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4 RepliesStop trying to smoke nutmeg. You dumbass
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1 ReplyJust do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Nothing is impossible, so just do it! Make your dreams come true!
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Don't blink. Don't even blink.
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[spoiler]fūck her right in the pussy![/spoiler]
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Don't eat that sausage. Its moldy and black.
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DUDE YOU WERE A STUD IN HS JUST HANG OUT WITH THE GIRLS AND QUIT BEING A BITCH
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Ask the girl out
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You can't run a pressure cooker in the microwave
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Buy stock in google
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Don't have sex with sophia just tell her you can't that day, if you do have sex you will impregnate her so please don't
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Go talk to that kid you had a crush on on high school, the one with the long hair and the skateboard, yeah him. Go be his friend and tell him that you have a crush on him. Because 6 years later you two will be happily living together and planning to be married, you're even going to convert religions so you can marry him! If you talk to him now, it will save both of you a lot of heartbreak and trouble, I promise.
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Edited by Calamitous: 8/7/2015 1:28:14 AMDon't date Clair And It gets better little me... I'm kidding. Become friends with you know who early she's awesome.
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Don't inject those marijuanas :o
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2 RepliesDon't do it. [spoiler]you know what I'm talking about[/spoiler]
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Quit beating your meat that shit wrong
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"You need to learn the guitar. Beg mum and dad for a guitar, and play it every day. Our sex life depends on it."
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2 Replies"Listen, if you guys get married and have a kid, and when he's 8 he [i]accidentally[/i] sets fire to the living room rug, take it easy on him."
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Never smoke that cigarette
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Don't be the smart kid. The amount that gets expected from your parents and free loading jerks is too much
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Don't ask out Ashley you and your testicles with thank me ask out at emo chubby chick it may seem like I'm crazy for saying that but trust me she gets really hot a year later so go for it
