Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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WHATEVER YOU DO DONT DISCARD THE STRANGE COINS
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Ask out that girl in Latin class before you get to highschool. [spoiler]pls[/spoiler]
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If your sister has a sock on her door, OPEN THE DOOR!
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Start selling your mixtape sooner
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Don't get glasses. YOU DONT NEED THEM.
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Watch Star wars.
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Dont let your memes be dreams.
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Keep ur mouth shut… and u might have some dignity when u get to my age
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Shut your mouth
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Snakes are not acceptable substitutes for flesh lights.
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Don't do what you think is a good idea, trust me.. It's not
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Stop bieng an a-hole jerk
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If you're thinking of making an account called Heron78 on bungie.net, don't. You will hate yourself then jump off a bridge. I'm about to. Toodle-oo!
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When you punch that kid that everyone is sick of directly in the mouth, do it a bit harder. Talk a bit more shit to the popular group, trip a few of them. A lot. [b][i]A lot.[/i][/b]
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ill give you the winning lottery numbers for 50 million jackpot that no one got. here. id be expecting a lambo in a few minutes
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I'm not gonna tell you anything me. Because then, you have the power to change me from the me I am right now! [spoiler]Did you get that?[/spoiler]
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Never marry, bone head. Stay single, you'll be better off.
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Answer quickly and with confidence
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Don't date in middle school. Just because of it I turned 2 of my best friends into enemies
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Take the red AND blue pill this time.
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Younger me, don't participate in powerlifting your senior year. Continue playing baseball. If you do you'll drop 550lbs on your knee while deadlifting. This will then lead to you tearing your ACL while you're in the Army. Which then leads to your medical discharge. Don't do it!
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Make sure to hangout with that one girl.
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Don't turn around
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The swing set at school don't lick the seats
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Don't try to jump over obi wan he has the high ground.
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Seek my Myagi