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Edited by Heron:
8/2/2015 5:58:33 PM
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I'm You From the Past. Give Me Advice.
Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNote: Do not try to become the Squirrel King, it goes badly Also, remember to feed the cat
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1 ReplyDon't hold grass when the cats there, multiple scars across my arm.
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1 ReplyUse more lotion on you're elbows. Trust me.
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1 ReplyBuy weed weed weed lol
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1 ReplyEdited by HERETIC: 7/24/2015 6:54:47 AMGet an undercut mate, comb overs aren't the trend...
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1 ReplyDo drugs.
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1 ReplyYou're screwed kid.
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1 Reply[spoiler][b]IT'S A TRAP![/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPay better attention in school. You could have gone to the US Air Force Academy.
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1 ReplyGet a social life
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3 RepliesDon't do it.
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1 ReplyMake more characters and level them
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1 ReplyDon't go back in time to give yourself advice [spoiler]confusing[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't do it and always yolo
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1 ReplyMe freshman year stop sleeping in class start doing work you lazy shit say yes to the senior chick who asks you out you'll regret it and in junior year (the pretty cat you'll know what I mean) take your pride away she wanted to be with you. And senior me grow some ballz and talk to the chick you saw walking in the hallways you won't regret it. Hurry the -blam!- up you don't have much time.
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3 RepliesDon't take the candy...
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2 RepliesJust... don't look in the trunk. It's not worth it
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clean the bicycle
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16 RepliesDont get in the van
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1 ReplyAvoid girls altogether.
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1 ReplyWatch out she's actually a guy
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1 ReplyIn a couple years in Third Grade when you move schools, you'll see a girl that absolutely captures your attention on day 1. Don't bother talking to and befriending her. She might be cute but she'll cause you lots of needless heartache later, it's just not worth it. There's also going to be a set of twin sisters at that school. The older one will be a terrific friend to you, you should talk to her and enjoy her companionship sooner instead of waiting till 6th grade. When you get to tech school in 11th grade, try dating that socially awkward girl. You'll know who I'm talking about when you talk to her and at that time in her life, she'll need a positive influence. You two have a lot in common as well! If you choose not to, you'll date her for about a year anyway after graduating but by that time, don't count on holding a completely stable relationship. The experience will be entirely worth it though. All throughout your life, you're going to face opposition by your peers. Don't let it get you down, don't let it make you angry. Keep your head high and above all else, remember that you're awesome.
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1 Reply11 year old me, don't get an Xbox, it'll ruin your life!
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1 ReplyDon't let your sister hold your Legos.
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Genesis is skynet You can stop skynet before it's even born
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1 ReplyGet a -blam!-ing haircut you look like a -blam!- you stupid Cynthia McKinney looking ass boi
