I heard you have Tall Poppy Syndrome and love to drink fosters beer and your mum is in love with a harry American posing as a Brit who hates cricket while eating shrimp on the barbie cause he knows pawns are for chess and and he wishes a dingo would of ate you as a baby as he calls you his little new zealander pommie boy and he brought home KYLIE MINOGUE for your date
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Whoah! Stream of consciousness overload much? Haha, you've got an overactive imagination there, buddy. ;)
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And I'm American so no quarrels from me against Aussies
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As long as you enjoyed it u asked I tried to deliver
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And if that don't make u salty ,then you swallowed all the salt from him down under
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I crack myself up
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Bumping yourself twice and laughing at your own not-so-funny 'insults'. Alright xD
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Why are you an Aussie
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Still funny
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I'm British, and the fact that this post 'Still funny', implying that you're still laughing at your own joke [i]now[/i], makes me laugh.
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I was hoping to make him salty not you
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Assuming its a him