Hey, you Aussie piece of shit. It really is too bad your fat juicy mom has syphilis, but I guess that's what you get for gangbanging Aborigines in the bush. It's no wonder your dad resorted to sucking random strangers off at truck stop glory holes; he's gone dead inside long ago, when he first saw your mom taking 11 big bucks in every hole, and he struggles to find any cheap thrill he can to give his worthless life meaning, even if it means letting strange men drop their disgusting peckers into his toothless mouth all day long. You always wondered why your dad came home from work with sore knees and bad breath.....he always said he was a professional didgeridoo player. I guess that was almost the truth. Oh. Also, Ayer's Rock is stupid.