Lol, that spoiler comment just invalidated everything you said. Other than that, nice attempt, but still no sprinkling of salt!
Also, lol at ginger axe wound.
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I had to include the spoiler. I don't say things like that in real life. Would make me feel terrible.
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So you're too nice to make fun of a ginger, even in jest? You must be the nicest person on the planet, haha.
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No I just don't want you to eat my soul...