If I shot myself in the knees would I be dead or a watermelon?
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If that watermelon were spiked with magnesium citrate instead of booze, and you brought that watermelon to a party what would your friends say?
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Is the colonoscopy clinic open tomorrow?
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If that watermelon were spiked with magnesium citrate instead of booze, and you brought that watermelon to a party what would your friends say?
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Depends, what weapon are you using?
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What kind of armor do your knees have?
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Or would you be molded cheese?
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What kind of gun is it?
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Which would you rather be?