If 10 equals purple, and bacon multiplied by the square root of my sweater equals 1.6778210, then how many triangles is Wendy left with in his vacuum cleaner?
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Do I?
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Did you just lose control of your argument to me, and therefore reply with such a simple question as "Do I"?
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Yeah...why would you to this to me?
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You shall learn, my young guardian, won't you? Otherwise, the whole world might be lost to Eris and her incessant "BRING ME THE EYES!" comments, won't it?
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How did you learn of my mission?
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Do you think it is because I have developed powerful deductive skills after so many conversations with strangers?
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No, so I finally meet the one who gave me this mission what shall I call you?
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Call me what you like, I'll always be there for you, right?
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Was that a "I'm trying to keep the questions alive" or a rhetorical question?
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Could it be both?
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It probably could but it's your thought is it not? See what I did there with the rhyme?
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Do you see yourself as a poet for humanity?
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I try to follow Dr. Suess's footsteps does it work?
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You should ask yourself, would Dr. Suess would be proud? That is something I am incapable of telling you, would you not agree?
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Would our kids continue to become dumber?
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Is that a calculus question you need help with?
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Does that involve standardized testing?
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Why do you ask me about Wolfy's school system?
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My feelings are hurt, why wouldn't you ask me?
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Is your school system our lord and savior, or does it like to throw people in ovens?
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Can you help me, help Wendy?