Are you implying grammatical constitutions can be a matter of opinionative perception.
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Don't you see that I am stating the exact opposite?
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Don't you see I'm only here to rustle some jimmies.
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Can you look through the computer screen and see me laughing?
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No because I'm on a phone.
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Going ham are we?
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Oh I'm porking hard.
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Once again, can you see me laughing?
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This time I can. I'm watching from your closet.
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That is -blam!-ing creepy...should I like it?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes.
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It is at this point I would ask if you are a guy or a girl? If you are a guy, I think I'm going to have to throw up, are you? *begins praying*
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You should find where I'm hiding and see.
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Seriously though, am I going to vomit all over myself if I find you?
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If you're too afraid to find out, then don't seek me. And continue to be watched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I just got back from throwing up, saw all of your characters were dudes, so can I assume you are a dude?
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Or maybe I just like looking at them. Men play as chicks all the time, too.
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Are you one of the people that stay true to your gender, or someone that likes to watch the other gender bend to your will?
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Who doesn't like a little domination?
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Does that mean you enjoy domination or that you partake in it in Destiny?
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Maybe a little of both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's an enigma.
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So you are a girl or a guy?
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It's an enigma
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NO more enigmas, OK? You are a guy and unless you do something really seductive and feminine, I'll assume I'm right, OK?
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Come here, baby.
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You going to need a lot more than that to seduce me dude, aren't you?