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Edited by TheSupremeJew: 6/8/2015 4:10:19 AM
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Tell your stories when you were caught fapping

Title says it all tell your story when you were caught fapping or masterbating for the grills can't be a sexist gonna try to respond to all post I haven't been caught fapping t3rminat0r1001 thanks for the idea of #thefappening Edit:Wow over 300 replies! Thanks guys didn't know this would get so many replies

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  • Edited by JigglinJellycube: 7/16/2015 5:12:30 PM
    When I was about 13, my dad was renting a room with a friend of his. I went to stay with him for a week, but one of the nights I was there he had too work a night shift. Now, his friend was also out of state for his business so I was left there with this dudes 17 year old son. Well of course being young and shit he took the opportunity to have all his friends and some girls over for a party. They were all drinking and smoking weed and by the time they went to sleep, there were people strewn across the house passed out. So I'm sitting in my dad's room, watching movies when I got that feeling. You guys know what I'm talking about. That feeling that makes you wanna dry hump whatever's closest to you (I now call it being horny). The problem was, the computer was all the way in the living room. I opened the bedroom door, stepped over some douchebag that thought it'd be cool to take a nap in the hallway, into the living room. There people sleeping on the floor and sofa and this one girl was sleeping in the arm chair. At first I was nervous. I wasn't sure if I should go through with it or not. But I had to make my little friend happy. I had to do it for him. I sat down at the computer very quietly, opened the browser and looked up my stuff. I then slipped my pajamas silently off and too the floor. Somewhere about mid fap, I looked over to where everyone was as to make sure they weren't waking. I looked from one to the other, and all was well, until I got to the girl in the arm chair. She was staring at me with wide eyes. My hand froze in place. I didn't know what too do. I looked down at my little 13 year old pecker, and he looked just has scared as me. I then looked back at the girl and we stared eachother in the eye for what felt like decades. She then pulled the blanket over her head and lay there awkwardly. Obviously no longer in the mood, I closed the browser and went back to the room, where I laid in bed and stared numbly at the ceiling until I fell asleep. I was discovered! What would I do! I thought my life was over. The next morning I woke up, And went out to grab some food when they were all leaving. I saw the girl and directed my eyes to the floor and went to the kitchen. As I grabbed my cereal she came up behind me, knelt over to my ear, and whispered that she wouldn't tell anyone. About 4 years later I actually ended up dating her. We are still friends to this day. She never told anyone haha. On another note, my cat had caught me several times back then. He didn't tell anyone either. Atleast I think he didn't.

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