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7/17/2015 2:04:48 AM
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[spoiler]I'm here because Dreadgaon is allied with the Sol Alliance. I'm simply trying to send in an ambassador to introduce better terms.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Alright. [/spoiler] http://imgur.com/T3zJ26V A lithe yet burly man adorned in cybernetic armor stands in an LZ, a large mechanical sword inserted inside a carbon-fiber sheath at his waist. His arms are crossed behind him as he looks boldly up at the alien ships. He is alone, no soldiers or guards around him. He decided to do this alone.
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[b]The message continues to broadcast, but it's... Different. Almost like an email. Open it?[/b]
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The man opens this "mail" on his military-grade Tac-Pad.
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...///IDENTIFICATION REQUIRED. [ ] Voice {Please repeat: Banana.} [ ] Fingerprint {0/10 entered} [ ] Retina {0/2 entered} [ ] Sentience {Please input code: [b]2[/b][u]8[i]1[/i][/u][b]3[/b]}
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The Man narrows his eyes. [i]Do these guys think they're superior to us?[/i] he wonders. He completes the checklist for the message entry, cringing at all of the idiotic actions he had to make for it.
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...///AUTHORITARIAN PINPOINTED. CANCELING WIDE-RANGE BROADCAST. [u]/!\[/u]INCOMING BROADCAST[u]/!\[/u] Caller ID [ ] is requesting a two-way chat (audio only). Accept?
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The Man accepts the invitation.
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[b]A voice, distinctly male, comes through the tac pad, the screen displaying an equalizer as it speaks. It's soft and calming, but at the same time, it's metallic and cold, sending shivers down your spine. Perhaps the most chilling thing about it, though, is that it doesn't set off the equalizer.[/b] [i]///Well, well, I was wondering when we'd find you. Forgive the identification process, but we wanted to find you as soon as possible, and a wide range broadcast was deemed most effective. In order to keep everybody else out, however, we had to idiot-proof the entire thing.///[/i] [b]The voice sighs.[/b] [i]///Banana... Out of all the things it could've picked, why such a phallic fruit?///[/i] [b]It coughs, sounding like nails against a chalkboard.[/b] [i]///Could I get a name? Or would you simply prefer 'Sir?'///[/i]
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"You can call me The Man for now," the Man says, "but once we become more personally connected to each other, I'll tell you my real name. Now what is all of this about?"
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[i]///Alrighty then, 'The Man.' I understand that we just had an issue with a poser on our if not both of our ends. I'd like to take this opportunity to clear some misconceptions, and perhaps get to know you better. I'm wondering if I could perhaps send in an ambassador for coffee. Tomorrow, perhaps, in the evening?///[/i]
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Edited by HickoryHamMike: 7/17/2015 3:49:16 AM"Ah, the rat in the system. We've had a little visit from Dredagon about the same thing. I keep wondering how many more realms that Nate Catt prick has lured into warfare with us. "And [b][i]coffee[/i][/b]," The Man says distantly, "I haven't had coffee in years... I'd like to meet this ambassador of yours, converse about the rat and see how the hell you aliens got a hold on [b][i]coffee...[/i][/b]"
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[b]The voice lets out a grating chuckle.[/b] [i]///It smells more like you're more excited for the coffee rather than the meeting.///[/i]
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"I'm just as interested with both. We have to get more invested in the contacts Catt has made and what he's told them. While drinking [b][i]coffee[/i][/b]."
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[i]///I'll alert you when everything is set up. We'll keep in touch.///[/i]
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"Right," The Man says, "Signing off." The Man exits the voice chat. He has a feeling tomorrow will be an interesting day.
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Dude, it's fine. The outer politics of the Alliance and such don't concern this thread. We'll report any more trolls that show up.
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[spoiler] But could I at least make allies with these other threads? It's what the wise Mall Mall told me to do. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You can do what you want, but I HIGHLY suggest banning or at least ignoring any groups or characters that don't fit the theme. Groups like the Monarchy or Venom Inc, or at least their players, should be forced to create characters that fit the RP. In essence, the wider RP-verse can exist, and alliances can exist, but like what I did, they must check their armies at the door. Make this a neutral ground. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Alright. I'll advise people to do that after this guy. Thank you for the wise words. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It's no problem. I just really like the way this has been panning out, without all the outside interference. After all, if my normal character, the Lord Commander Sauron Melchior, had showed up, this thread would have been in at least 8 wars by teatime. It's for the best that this thread remains in its pristine state. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Holy shit. Well, whatever you say. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Yeah, stuff heats up fast when known characters migrate from thread to thread. Glad I could help out.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Yeah, sheesh. Didn't know making a RP realm had to do with a lot more than having fun. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]He's definitely exaggerating, but at the same time, he's right. There are a lot of things to establish when entering the Alliance-Coalition universe, and I can already tell that you aren't prepared for what's to come when entering. You're lacking two vital things, and that's an established order and firepower. I'd help, but I'm simultaneously the best and worst ally to help. Best because I have a shit ton of resources and firepower. Worst because outside of the Alliance, people either begrudgingly respect me, or hate me with a hot, fiery passion.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Then why don't we form an alliance? I've the city and the AIMC's firepower with me, and a lot of strong RPers with wonderful abilities. [/spoiler]
