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7/17/2015 2:55:13 AM
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Orange Slices aka Gjally Nerf

As many of you read Bungie will be morphing the wolfpack rounds of our prized, and loved (sexuallly) Gjallarhorns... Too wolfpup rounds. They say that, "Oh people don't want to play with a selerct grouerrp oeerf perpel bercerse they dert have gherrlerhern." That's right it is your fault that you have doubles and some triples (NLB) of every other exotic and no Gjallarhorn They say that it is THE PEOPLE'S fault that the Gjallarhorn possessors won't run with Hunger of Crota possessors. Oh but you say that you just got your first Gjallarhorn in the House of Wolves expansion? THAT DOESN'T MATTER GUARDIANS and it is your fault by the way. The soulless weeks playing three VOGs, three Crotas, three Nightfalls, and for what? Two months to experience the power so many have strived for, and after 2.0 a reminder of what was. 3.0 sneak-peek, Participation trophies will be given out if a group couldn't beat the raid JUST LIKE LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL, MOAR ORANGE SLICES MOAR MOM, IMMA GO PLAY TEH CROTA AND USE NO LAND BEYOND, NECROCHASM, AND DRSGONSBREATH, no one will play with me, oh no *Waluigi Whine*. So how does it feel Earth that your... Your tool... Your Artifact of Evil's Bane... That your sword used against the fire-breathing dragon is now a dagger, A KNIFE, now handicapped in turning the dark into light. Your friend, your comrade, your... Loverrrr...? Will now have a leg amputated, to give the darkness a guaranteed victory. Crota has his oversoul and strength, Atheon has his gun and time manipulation, OUR trump (wait for the second word) card that made OUR enemies shudder, will now be lost, gone, cremated. it's name... It's name... was Gjally.

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