4th grade science teacher: "Comets are big firey meteors." I got into a whole argument with her in the middle of class, no one believed me that they are actually ice and they are not covered in fire. And In 7th grade, in New Jersey, Teacher - "Can you find New Jersey on a map" Kid - "uh, no" Teacher- "really? Can you find the United States?" Kid- (after studying the map for a minute) no I can't. Teacher- "this is the United States and this is New Jersey." Kid- "I thought that was Germany." The map was labeled to and he was 13