I'm a level 420 Atheon looking for a squad to help me raid the reef. This is a very tough raid and we need to get the "loot" as fast as possible. Also I am helping nubs get there moments of disaster for the year one top hat :),
Here are some of the things I need.
We need at least 4 supplicants or exploder shanks to cheese the part when the guardians go under the map.
We need a couple swordbearers to take the thorn DoT in the brother Vance checkpoint.
We need some minotaurs with slap cannons to knock Petra off the edge. It's not a cheese its a strategy >:(
We need a Skolas to get that idiot variks the "loyal" to shut up.
If you don't meet any of these requirements you must have a maxed slap cannon, slap rifle, wire rifle, captain shotgun thingy, or have maxed dick face rockets.
My gt is: xxxxx3many.exs5uxxxxxxxxxxx
Actual edit 1: call kinda kickass03 and the forklift scrubs.
Edit 2: surprised no one has said they are a level (x) Luke smith yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Edit 3: deleted previous edits that are no longer needed.
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Level 859 Captain with max sword of Crota and 'killed by the architects'
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Im shitting right now
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Level 500 Luke smith can solo the money part ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Lv 2003 error code weasel looking for fire team must have gone at least error code babboon once
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Lvl 69 lamp. I explode when guardians huddle around me to lower their weight of darkness. Also, I make a great night light.
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Lololololol
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Level 72 Hobgoblin with a wire rifle because why the hell not
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Add me! I'm a level 430 Dreg. I'm going to run around that rock real fast and take a piss. Go ahead and start without me, I'll catch up... Or just hang out and fiddle with my lighting rod till I see the reward screen.
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Level 69 Master Rahool with max level Rare Launcher reporting for duty
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Holy shit this was sooooooo funny I forgot to laugh.
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Im a level 9001 shank with mounted dewrito cannons who throws money at the screen
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Power LvL of 9000 dregg trying to retrieve my promise.
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Level 666 Cryptarch wanting revenge on Master Ives for stealing my ways of giving blues from purples. GT is Jacky Knoff
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Misadventure here. Anyone steps out of bounds and I'll av em'!!!
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Lv 42 turtle. With my speed, we will have an entire day of victory.
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I am lv9 architect I kill any enemy that looks at me or touches me may I join
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972 Templar with Overshields and Maxed Void Cannons. Also, I can Teleport.
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Edited by mokmuud: 7/23/2015 4:31:50 AMI'm a level 10 Dreg with a partially maxed Shrapnel Launcher. Is that ok?
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I'm a level 6 dreg
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Iv got a level 73 Crota with max sword and oversoul Gt: lets69omnigul for invite
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I'm Ron -blam!-ing Swanson, I don't believe in the boundary of levels. I have a mustache and am American. What else could you ask for?
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I'm a -12 Shank with a bunch weapons that have a useless perk called "Guardian Burn" Where do you want me to stand? I ask simply because I already know you're going to pick me to raid with you. There is LITERALLY zero reasons as to why you wouldn't pick me
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Take a person who wields me and approve them. [spoiler]you will raid it in .000000000000 secs[/spoiler]
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Do you need a Michael Bay? If so, I'm here.
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Im not sure but my name is crota and I'm #1 In the world in crucible I'm on a 6999999 kill streak right now so you yeah..
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Do you need a Crota to cut everything down?