Year one is coming to an end and we will have a greater influx of casuals than Christmas 2014. I decided to make a checklist for us [b][i][u]"Real"[/u][/i][/b] year one folks. For example of a casual just look at Deej. Without any further delays behold:
-Must have every exotic in the game.(including Ps exclusives)
-Been a "real" Lv. 30 without iron banner gear.
-Been a "real" Lv. 32 without iron banner gear.
-know how to use both relics.
-Full set of Vog and Crota weapons.
-Max grimoire is a must
-Medal score of at least 1Million
-Platinum Destiny including a non cheese flawless raider.
-Gone flawless in Trials of Osiris with all 3 Classes.
-Moment of triumph completed
-Full set of at least [b]1[/b] faction shaders + Ship.
-Remember the Suros regime reign, Atheon push, Templar push, sniping from hobgoblins platform in Vog, Op Vex mythoclast, loot cave and more...
-Atleast 500 followers in bungie.net
-Must have jumped the hell mouth (horizontally) with a sparrow.
-Striker smash through VoG jumping puzzle
-Must have every adept weapon/PoE weapons suck
Feel free to add more.
This thread is meant for the elite of the elite. Casuals are not welcome and will be ridiculed. Everyone should be meeting the criteria! Signed if you are a "[b][i][u]real[/u][/i][/b]" year one guardian!
[b][i][u]Real OG:[/u][/i][/b]
-Ultron-19*
*Missing fate of all fools. Bungie pls give
[b][i][u]Butthurt casuals[/u][/i]:[/b]
[spoiler]Everyone not on the list above [/spoiler]
[b][i]I like to thank all of you [u]casuals[/u] for showing me some love! [/i][/b]
[i]Edit: I'm sorry if my try hard mega virgin zombie vampire ass among other insults offended some of you filthy casuals. It's all shit and giggles. Anyone in the ps4 that needs help with any end game content add [b]Ultron-19[/b] for help. [/i]
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??? Dude day one player here... People have lives..
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Fgt levels over 9000! What op is showing is super fgt 1. What op is going to show us is super fg 2. But op can't stop there he has a form that ascends from super fgt 2 called super fgt 3.
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I would be still 29 on my hunter lol i still haven't received my boots
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This guy is -blam!-ing nuts. You should've added "having a life" to that check list.
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Find 100 people that meet all of these requirements I [i]challenge[/i] you
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And your just making these requirements off the shit your retarted ass has done.
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1/10 Unbelievably common and reused.
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Love how playing the beta wasn't even mentioned. Filthy pleb.
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You don't have enough followers to be considered a real one year player.
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*starting reading* I came here 2 weeks before TDB and I fit ALL of these *gets farther down* nvm
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More like admitting to having no life.
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Hmmmm... I don't care enough to say anything against this so.....
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ok this is way to -blam!-ing try hard if you like the guy making this post have all of that then you are A NO LIFE BITCH. get it right to be a real year one player you should have moments of triumph complete and completed bothraid and know hoe to use both relics thats all that shlould be REQUIRED
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Edited by Crosis: 7/18/2015 10:45:55 PMIm a beta player and I don't have max grimoire score. Having 500 followers what's that do and I don't play Trials Osiris cuz I don't do PvP whatever with your s***** list Your clan's name is a freaking joke
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Been playing on and off since day one (pls no hate)
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No Pathfinder Sign? Oh wait you don't have that do you...
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IM A CHIRSTMAS NOOB!!!
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The fact that you searched through your characters and picked out things to make this list shows that you're a self righteous prick. Here's the actual list Completed your triumphs There's all you need to be a real year one player.
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I'm almost max in grimoire. But that doesn't mean I'm not a day one. You clown.
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A year one player item you forget to mention. You must be a condescending asshole like OP also.
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8.8/8.8 Jimmies will be rustled
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If you didn't play Marathon when it came out you're not year one.
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Wow. This is -blam!-ing ridiculous. Some of these i understand. Others..not so much. For example, real 30 and 32 i agree with, max grimoire not so much. (I hate sidearms) (Never really used my titan in anything really, which is why i deleted it.) [spoiler]kind of regret it but whatevs[/spoiler]
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[quote]Missing Fate of all Fools[/quote] Too late.
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I played a week after the game came out.. go away