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7/19/2015 3:46:01 AM
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If Destiny’s 2.0 announcement was a 1960’s Ad
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BUNGIE:[/b] “Say there guardian!”
*Guardian points at himself*
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BUNGIE:[/b] “Yes you!”
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BUNGIE:[/b] “Does RNG keep leaving you feeling like less and less of a Guardian, and more like a filthy common Dreg??
*Guardian looks sad as he shakes his head*
[b]BUNGIE:[/b] “Do you wish you had a bigger more powerful gun? That you could finally be the go to guy for Raids, and Trails of Osiris”?
*Guardians eyes sparkle up*
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BUNGIE:[/b] “Or do you just simply wish you could finally beat that rascal, Skolas?”
*Guardian shakes his head up and down, very excitedly*
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BUNGIE:[/b] “Well do we ever have the product for you! and no, it’s not a free Gjallarhorn silly! It’s update 2.0!”
*Guardians face looks mad*
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BUNGIE[/b]: “With this all encompassing update, we’ve taken peoples favorite guns, and recklessly ruined them with Nerfs ! This way you won’t feel so bad about your sissy underpowered guns, which you been squirreling away in that dusty old vault”
*Guardian gives the finger as he starts walking away*
[b]BUNGIE[/b]: “Hey come back here! You still owe us $40.00 for doing this for you!
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Hahahaha, Awesome! Excellent post!
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This had me rolling!
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Sick dude sick👍
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Haha! This is great!!
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awesome
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Bungie can -blam!- off I've spent so much time chasing the guns for the exact reasons they are nerfing them. Obviously my time invested in this game isn't worth a sack of shit anymore
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Bumperoo
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Great! just Great!!!
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-blam!-ing awesome.
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Lol. Bump
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Bump XD
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*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
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Lol bump
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Lmao filthy common dreg 😂
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Lmao reminds me of the radio Adverts in game in borderland 2 lol like word for word almost lol
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Hahaha omg, good stuff
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Bummmmmmp it up
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This is famous stuff.
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Lol bump
