Ur not 13, lol it's more like I cried to my mommy and she she wrote this. It was tl dr, but I skimmed It. Here's what I deducted. This game is rated for older ages for a reason. Mainly because older ppl don't give a crap about this stuff. Most of us are here for a break from life and mess around. U get laughed at and made fun of; so what? Take off ur diaper and be a man, either take it like a joke or gtfo. Go back to Mario cart if ur not mature enough for this.