That's right you scrubs feast your eyes on a real, living f*cking Cone.
I am so awesome that I will even allow you pathetic Humans to question me...
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The lonely cone walked from the bathroom to his living room and could feel an overwhelming tension. Something was not right, the cone could sense this and immediately began singing Billy Joel's entire 1980s collection. As the cone yelled and danced with a warm happiness running through his veins like herion, he noticed he was only a stupid ass cone that does nothing but get shoved up hobos bums.. Yep