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7/20/2015 9:20:26 PM
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Did you just break the one rule?
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(╬ಠ益ಠ) -blam!- your dojo
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Could you stop breaking the one rule?
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(╬ಠ益ಠ) (╬ಠ益ಠ) (╬ಠ益ಠ) (╬ಠ益ಠ)
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Are you doing this deliberately?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) is that a question?
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Isn't that obvious?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) is my sarcasm obvious?
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Do you think anything goes over the head of a Dandy Lion?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I'll catch it
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Then isn't the real question what head you are speaking of?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) take your pick
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Can I pick head #2?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) I don't normally swing that way but if you like cock I wont deny you the pleasure
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Wow, did that just get really intense really fast? [spoiler]Do you think I normally swing that way? Did you just get really horny talking about that, hence your refusal to deny a guest (or in this case OP) even the most ridiculous request?[/spoiler]
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) do you want my cock? Yes or no?
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That's it, no foreplay, no teasing, just cutting to the chase and serving it up on a plastic platter (if you know what I mean)?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) give me the precious
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Wait, give you my precious? I guess I shouldn't deny you the pleasure should I? ;)
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) the booty is mine
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Shouldn't we loosen up, do some stretching first?
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( ° ͜ ʖ °) sure, rub the tears of xurners down there
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Does that qualify as stretching? Do you assume I like it slippery?
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Are you sure?
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Do you really like the 2008 version of Drax the Destroyer?
